My Best Friend Porn

SHE SAYS:
The first three things wrong:

1.) SUNGLASSES
2.) SOCKS
3.) FLORAL BEDSPREAD

This just doesn’t cut it. I find the fact that she has a real orgasm to be sexy, but it just doesn’t LOOK sexy to me. All of the very ugly accessories stripped out what little sexiness there was. Sorry sunglassed and socked BBW masturbating in the park!

SHE SAYS:
I will just say it. I love getting orgasms. I love watching other girls get orgasms. I especially love watching a girl give another girl an orgasm via very sexy and oily table top massage. I had TWO orgasms while watching this. Female orgasms YAY!

SHE SAYS:
So what? So I have never had a day like this with one of my friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like to watch! What makes this great is the natural boobs, the nipple play, and the bountiful fingering. Sure, their boobs can be a bit bigger and this could have been filmed in 2009 instead of 1999, but it is still very, VERY masturbation worthy. I can vouch or that…I got two hot orgasms thanks to these two hot lesbians.

SHE SAYS:
Typically I shy away from POV clips because I think that they focus too much on the man’s point of view…well, obviously. You never see the girl grab the camera and tell him what to do, do you? Well, unfortunately, you won’t see it here, either. BUT what you do see in this POV clip is a bit more give and take. My hesitations about this clip dissolved once I realized that I really liked the girl! I thought she was cute, sexy, and funny. She also didn’t look like she was being taken advantage of, which is what I usually dislike about clips in this category. She was joking around a lot, was a little shy about her teeth (which I think is really cute – one of the reasons I love Freddie Mercury so much, oddly) was VERY sexy and yet also didn’t mind when he was more dominating. Sure, their accents were a little hard to understand and they had bad furniture, but I have to say that this clip is definitely worth watching if you want an orgasm or two! ENJOY!

HE SAYS:
OK first let me say that my favorite thing is that the guy behind the camera says “woof” when this gorgeous woman takes off her bar. I totally agree, WOOF! This girl is so naturally sexy. I love her accent and her fucked up teeth. The thing that I usually hate about POV porn is hearing the loud breathing sounds made by the cameraman and this clip has a lot of that. BUT, this is still an awesome scene – Nice find!

SHE SAYS:
I liked this clip because it featured long and flowing man-locks, hightops and scrunch-socks, kitchen cleaning products, carpet munching and fingering. Unfortunately, one of those fingers became a stink finger and I became disinterested in the clip. Well, here ya go guys: sorta-enjoy!

SHE SAYS:
I think that this clip is odd and confusing. It is ALMOST sexy. I think that the girls are sexy, their outfits are sexy and the slow-motion stuff is almost sexy. The music is very dramatic and not fun at all, and I really thought that the dramatic music would have at least meant I would have been able to see a little kissing, or even a little carpet munch by the end of the two minutes. Nothing. The fact that she is smoking is definitely not sexy. And the fact that cigarette smoke ends up being blown onto an innocent pussy – what is going on in the world? When can a nice, innocent pussy be filmed without having to worry about smoke being blown on it? Has anyone heard of vulva cancer? I have. Guess what the #1 cause of vulva cancer is? Fucking flapper bitches blowing shotgun second-hand smoke onto poor, sweet pussies. I hope to live in a world where one day a pussy can walk down the street not having to worry about such atrocious, hideous actions being performed on it. I really do wish they would have skipped the cigarettes and made it sexier and longer – maybe a little tongue action or something. Oh, porn. Why do you let me down sometimes?

HE SAYS:
I want to meet the guy whose job it is to blur genitalia in Japanese porn. Did he go to college? Maybe he was a film student who had aspirations of directing beautiful art films but took a job editing porn to make a little cash. He probably promised himself he would only work as a cock and pussy eraser for a couple months but now that is has been 3 years, he’s beginning to wonder if he will ever get his big break in mainstream cinema. Do all the cock and pussy erasers get together and talk about work? Do they say things like, “Did you see Atsushi Takahashi’s latest work in ‘Asian Cum Battle 4?’ His boner work is second to none!” Does a salesman occasionally stop by the office to show off the latest in cock and pussy blurring technology? I hope all of this is true.

SHE SAYS:
Here’s some delicious amateur porn. I love watching real orgasms, especially female orgasms. I love to have them, too, goddamnit. Kudos to “Amateur Love Monkeys” for making this great clip. Now watch and masturbate, you sexy mother fucker!