My Best Friend Porn

Nothing but net! Zuzana Z. shows off her pissing skills for you fucking perverts! PERVERTS!

Oh Zuzana, won’t you piss for me…

SHE SAYS:
WOW. I am very confused and NOT turned on by the clip itself, but you know what? I fucking love the intro and the logo by Prestige Video. Are there people that act like this when they are turned on by feet or are these girls just acting like they are turned on by feet? I wouldn’t know the difference because I am not turned on by feet and I have never been around anyone who has. Enjoy Prestige Video presenting (with a globe graphic with two very fancy cum drops) “Amateur Fetish Videos: Foot Maidens, vol. 2″

SHE SAYS:
Um. Yeah. I know this is probably taking it too far for some people…BUT NOT FOR ME! Inflatable Jesus ready for fucking? I know, horrible, right? I know. It is. But I love it. I am sorry, you probably hate me now. And look – STIGMATA OPENINGS! I am sure the stigmata was MEANT for fucking! GOD DAMN IT, I ♥ THIS.

HE SAYS:
I know what someone is getting for Christmas!

SHE SAYS:
Damn it! I am the type of person that loves weirdness in any form but these just kinda freak me out! Everything looks phallic or well, like a vagina (is there a word for “look like a vagina”?) I understand that that is the aesthetic to this type of “art”, and porn can be much worse, but it is just so odd to me to see a need for something as crazy as this. It is not at all like the Hentai cartoons, which depict more real-life situations. Yes, the Hentai are not great and are mainly demeaning, but the premise is usually easily understood. These vintage German (I know it is dubbed with something else and I could be totally wrong on both of those statements: the German branding and the dubbing) are just fucking weird. And I love fucking weird! But these are really fucking weird. The Orgasator? The plug genitals? The penis monster? The topless fairies? The vagina queen that consumed the astronauts alive? The eggs??????? FUCK! I did enjoy it. And that plug kinda got me horny.

HE SAYS:
Wait, who has been recording my dreams?

Monique has big tits and big hair. There must be people who have a fetish for long hair, I’m going to check… the closest I can find is Trichophilia. Trichophilia is a general fetish for human hair but I did not see a specific fetish for long hair. Anyone know?

Monique comes to us in all her naked glory thanks to the good, boner-loving people at MC-Nudes

More Monique and her long hair

HE SAYS:
We sure love Nun porn here at My Best Friend Porn. I’m not sure why, but The Girl and I seem to include a lot of Nun sex on this site. I think it’s because we are perverts. Or maybe it’s because we keep finding super hot women dressed as Nuns sucking and fucking. Maybe it’s because it’s kind of funny. Who cares why we love Nun porn, we just do! This one is kind of weird because there is a long sexless middle but the first short scene is good enough to be included in our collection of Nun sex.

I like the name Marlene. It’s a good classic name. I like female names that sound like they belong to a country singer in 1957. So anyway, here’s Marlene naked and tied up in a sexy bondage gallery.

More BDSM with Marlene

Wow, that one chick is mean! Her friend comes over to watch The Bachelor and the next thing she knows she’s wrapped up in plastic like a ham and cheese and getting her ass and big tits spanked. Jeez.