SHE SAYS:
I think I counted 37,442 breasts in this clip. I think that The Guy will definitely love this. I never thought so much flashing, masturbating, and exploiting of huge natural and fake tits could be contained into just one hour, but this clip proves me wrong! So go ahead, unzip your pants, sit back and enjoy 57 minutes and 35 seconds of breast heaven.
HE SAYS:
I have never wanted to buy a Girls Gone Wild DVD until I saw a commercial for this one, but I could not bring myself to do it. Imagine how excited I was to see The Girl’s post this morning! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. I am literally going to spend the rest of my life masturbating to this video. I thank you.
SHE SAYS:
Jeeze. Desperate indeed. I love the still on this clip…a perfect round moon butt. But let me take a moment to talk about how much I hate the way fake boobs look. I think that they are just as trendy as the classic HORRIBLE “tramp-stamp” tattoo and girls will get over it. I just don’t think that fake boobs look like boobs. Implants perfectly round rocks underneath the skin. Boobs look like fleshy pliable teardrops underneath the skin. Fake boobs are definitely going to be a sign of the late 90s and early 2000s. I think everyone’s over it. Everyone smart is.
SHE SAYS:
During the first scene, I was pretty excited about this clip. When she was bent over the washing machine and her long legs were on display…wow. And when that guy takes off his shirt…WOW! My anticipation was pretty high for this clip. As far as I knew, the couple was sexy, and they were about to have sexy sex. Well, I was wrong. This girl and her gagging blow jobs and incessant gag-crying-wining COMPLETELY RUINS this clip!!!! Why do people do this? How is the sound of throwing up sexy?
HE SAYS:
She’s a bit of a butter face, but she gives a quality tittyfuck. I guess some of you perverts like it when a girl never stops talking, but I find all her chit chat to be distracting. Blah blah blah. I like how at the end of this clip they do a little recap set to music of what we just saw. I think all pornos should end like this. It’s a nice way to look back and say “Awwwww, remember when that guy shot that huge load of cum all over her throat? That was special.” It was made even more special by showing it in slow motion.
SHE SAYS:
Have you ever been to a swinger party? Well…have you ever been to a swinger party with actual swings? Jeeze, really? You have? I guess this is nothing new to you then. Now I am embarrassed. Wait, wait…there has to be something in this clip that makes it unique enough for you not to be able to pull the shown experience from your own personal references…uhhhh….so have you ever been to a swinger party where the girl has a BABY on the guy’s FACE while she is CUMMING?*
*Fine. I give up. You happened to be awesome enough to have been to a swinger party WITH swings and I wanted to say something to shock you. An actual baby is not born during this clip but it TOTALLY sounds like it! I also have never used an asterisk on this blog and wanted to know what it looked like. It looks good, doesn’t it? Yeah, it does.
SHE SAYS:
What an awesome ending: “OK you guys owe me $2035, plus tip.” I like this girl. I like this clip. If you need to masturbate RIGHT NOW I suggest you watch this awesome clip RIGHT NOW. Do it!
HE SAYS:
Awesome clip! Four big wet boobs? Yes please.
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