My Best Friend Porn

HE SAYS:
Oh porn, I love you so much but you often let me down. Most new porn is total crap. It’s the same old rough sex and gagging blowjobs with some skank girl who ends up with unwanted cum on her face. Where’s the romance! This clip is sexy! This girl is sexy! More porn should be like this. Awesome cumshot!

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Have you ever wanted to take a time machine back to the 1990s and have the ability to get any girl you see naked? If so, you have weird desires, but you are in luck thanks to this weirdness.

Hey look, it’s Cody Love naked and playing with her pink pussy. I just thought you should know Cody is Twistys “Treat of the Month.”

 

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SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.

Shawna Lenee might not be qualified to save your life but she sucks her patient’s cocks and says “YAY” when you cum on her face.

SHE SAYS:
I think I counted 37,442 breasts in this clip. I think that The Guy will definitely love this. I never thought so much flashing, masturbating, and exploiting of huge natural and fake tits could be contained into just one hour, but this clip proves me wrong! So go ahead, unzip your pants, sit back and enjoy 57 minutes and 35 seconds of breast heaven.

HE SAYS:
I have never wanted to buy a Girls Gone Wild DVD until I saw a commercial for this one, but I could not bring myself to do it. Imagine how excited I was to see The Girl’s post this morning! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. I am literally going to spend the rest of my life masturbating to this video. I thank you.

Kandi Milan is terrible at tennis.

Pamela Sweet is terrible at fixing motorcycles.

Jessica Jaymes is terrible at getting tattoos.

SHE SAYS:
Jeeze. Desperate indeed. I love the still on this clip…a perfect round moon butt. But let me take a moment to talk about how much I hate the way fake boobs look. I think that they are just as trendy as the classic HORRIBLE “tramp-stamp” tattoo and girls will get over it. I just don’t think that fake boobs look like boobs. Implants perfectly round rocks underneath the skin. Boobs look like fleshy pliable teardrops underneath the skin. Fake boobs are definitely going to be a sign of the late 90s and early 2000s. I think everyone’s over it. Everyone smart is.