HE SAYS:
Oh porn, why do you always let me down? Just when I think porn is my best friend again, it goes and does something stupid like show me a woman fucking a bowling pin. Fine, she wants huge shit jammed up her snatch, it’s not my thing but whatever. But why does a bowling pin need to be included? It really seems like 13 year old boys come up with this shit sometimes. SHE SAYS:
Jeeze, and I thought that the bowling pin was going to be the only thing that shocked me…her look shocked me. I have seen some small tits in my day, but I honestly don’t think that this girl has any breast tissue at all. I feel bad for her. I also feel bad for her pussy. Nothing that big should ever be shoved inside a poor, defenseless pussy! I treat my pussy with tender loving care, and I think all girls should do the same. Maybe god knew that she was going to treat her woman parts so harshly and decided to not give her breasts because he knew she’d pierce them together or cut them off as part of an extreme body modification or something. Yeah, I decided that is what happened. Now I don’t like her. I hope he also neglected to give her ovaries, because I don’t think this girl should be procreating. I hate her make up too. Basically I hate her. Someone should probably punch this girl in the face if they know her or know of her. Punch her in the ovary too while you are at it, just in case she has them. Thank you.
HE SAYS:
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He already wasted everyone’s time, especially Kayden Faye’s, once before and now he’s back to ruin everyone’s day again. What a fucking emo, hipster douchebag! Why would a seemingly cool chick like Kayden waste her time with this fuck face? His narration and use of the word “score” is enough to send me over the edge. Hey shithead, you know why her pussy is “tight?” It’s because she hates your lame ass and is as dry as sandpaper down there because she knows you can’t provide more than 2 minutes of bad lovin’. FUCK, I hate this guy so much!!!
SHE SAYS:
You know what? I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t really like Kayden Faye. Why WOULD she waste her time with a premature ejaculating shit covered AIDS virus filled zit? Because she likes it. At least a little. That alone makes me not like her. I just don’t. I don’t like her simpsons’ eyes tits or her boring little star tattoo or her 1998 pink hair either. So, my opinion of this clip is that I hate both of them! Jeeze, I am so full of hate for stupid pornstars today. YAY!
HE SAYS:
This clip is a fucking horror show! I hate everything about it, EVERYTHING! Within the first 2 seconds I’m already creeped out beyond belief, but once the guys start yanking on their little floppy cocks I have to leave the room and watch Sesame Street just make me feel human again. In that very first shot, it looks like the guy in back is blowing air into her ass, causing her head to bounce up and down while the other guy has a seizure. I have to go watch some Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood before I kill myself.
I hate this shit. This kind of porn is totally void of any sexuality. It’s nothing more than a stunt. Boring. Stupid. Lame. I won’t even bother showing the actual gangbang because it’s fucking stupid and abusive. Such a bunch of shit. I hate porn right now.
HE SCREAMS:
Marie Love and her little Asian friend REALLY have a taste for some “man milkshakes” and they won’t shut the fuck up about it. I guess spending the afternoon swimming in the polar bear exhibit at the zoo will make you thirsty. I HATE THESE FUCKING BITCHES AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING RIDICULOUS LOUD GAGGING AND SLURPING! I HATE them so hard it forced me to use red text! RED GOD DAMN IT! Who the FUCK wants to watch this shit and who wants to listen to a girl choke, gag and barf? Oh my God, this is the worst clip ever. I don’t like to judge other people’s sexual preferences but I’ve got to be honest, I think there is something wrong with you if you enjoy watching forced blowjobs. Even if you take the forced aspect out of the equation, the sound alone is enough to make me INSANE! Seriously, does Marie Luv ever shut her dirty mouth? On second thought, keep that dick shoved down her throat so I don’t have to hear her talk anymore. It scares me that a whole generation of young men are growing up thinking this is normal. I hate porn right now, don’t even watch this.
SHE SAYS LOUDLY BUT NOT AS SCREAMY AS THE GUY:
I completely 100% agree. I wanted to throw up on all porn after watching this. I want all porn, good and bad, to be put in a gigantic pile (maybe the Grand Canyon would be a good location for this?), then someone needs to infect me with the influenza virus. Do you know a pilot? Well, I am also going to need someone to fly me over this pile of porn in a helicopter. In the helicopter, someone else must feed me protein like milk and cheese and meat and play this clip for me. Then I will stick my head out and vomit all over the porn, over and over again. Then someone will have to mix the porn around, obviously, to make sure that all pieces are well coated, and I haven’t quite figured out the logistics of that yet but the point is, I FUCKING HATE THIS PORN TOO. I hate it! And what about their disgusting facial expressions? Who can keep a boner while looking at those grimaces? Anyways, I hate to always agree with The Guy but he said everything I would have said, but he said it better (and I love his tags.) This is a horrible clip and I wish it didn’t exist, and I wish there weren’t so many people who prefer this type of porn to what I like to refer to as “The good shit.”
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