SHE SAYS:
During the first scene, I was pretty excited about this clip. When she was bent over the washing machine and her long legs were on display…wow. And when that guy takes off his shirt…WOW! My anticipation was pretty high for this clip. As far as I knew, the couple was sexy, and they were about to have sexy sex. Well, I was wrong. This girl and her gagging blow jobs and incessant gag-crying-wining COMPLETELY RUINS this clip!!!! Why do people do this? How is the sound of throwing up sexy?
The Guyinformed usall a few days ago of one of the best pieces of written beauty known to man: Lurid Digs. I just HAD to share this one with you. I will let the experts and this picture of a LION JESUS AVERAGE JOE SEX SANDWICHspeak for themselves:
SHE SAYS:
I should explain to you that my first true introduction to sex was with medical encyclopedias when I was about seven years old. There were chapters on sexual intercourse and all of the steps that take place biologically in the body. I would read over and over again about the physical changes that would take place between the man and the woman during sex. One quote still stands out in my mind for some reason, “the vaginal walls help grip the penis.” For some reason this stood out for me because I tried to imagine how a vagina just “knew” it was having sex. I thought it was pretty awesome! Anyways, this clip totally brought those initial feelings back! I forgot to mention that learning and reading about sex and looking at the illustrations used to get me EXTREMELY horny, even as a child. I wasn’t sure what those feelings were, but all I knew was that I liked to touch myself and look/read about sex. Yeah, you like that? You like thinking about me as a little kid and touching myself? Gross. Stop it! Think about me as a girl in my mid-twenties touching myself. Good. We both feel better now. I should also mention that in 6th grade for sex-ed I was the only one to get 100% on the “sex test.” There was a sticker on it. So there. Ohhhh, if my seven-year-old-self could see me now. I think she’d be pretty proud. Or maybe scared.
SHE SAYS:
Something about watching kitchen sex always gets me super horny. Maybe it’s because it’s usually the last place in the house you think genitals would be out and about. Damn it fucking shit this is sexy! I wish this clip was longer but its length actually makes it more believable. The fact that this is an amateur sex tape makes it even more sexy. I am going to have to masturbate now.
SHE SAYS:
What an awesome ending: “OK you guys owe me $2035, plus tip.” I like this girl. I like this clip. If you need to masturbate RIGHT NOW I suggest you watch this awesome clip RIGHT NOW. Do it!
HE SAYS:
Awesome clip! Four big wet boobs? Yes please.
SHE SAYS:
I have to say that I loved everything about this clip…except for the lack of cum. I have to tell you though, it made me want to dress in my finest thigh high stockings and get fucked from behind. Mmmmmmm, porn…why do I ♥ you more than most people I know?
I want to scream every time they have a shot of the stupid limo going down the highway. We get it. Yep, They are in the back of a limo. They are having sex. Who hasn’t had sex in the back of a car before? Who hasn’t given a blow job to someone driving a car down the highway? That fucking music makes me want to blow my head off, and the overall look of this woman makes me want to gouge my eyes out right before I pull the trigger. They do have a decent fuckfest though, and that very large cock makes it ALL worthwhile.
SHE SAYS:
HE SAYS:
