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Jul 05 2009

I don’t want to see any more skills. Shut the fuck up!

Published by under I Hate Porn

The GirlSHE SAYS:
I really, REALLY can’t stand this couple. They talk the entire time about their fucking skills and I don’t see any. Where are your skills? Where? It is NOT sexy. What is even less sexy than her fucking mouth when there are words coming out of it is when she is making that “shhhhhhhh” sound. What is that? Why do girls do that? What is even LESS sexy than that is the fact that she doesn’t look like she is enjoying herself one bit. I am going to venture to say she has never had an orgasm. She doesn’t look like she is feeling anything. I HATE THIS CLIP AND I HATE THIS COUPLE.

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Jan 15 2009

Pornstar Sasha Grey goes mainstream, but we can still watch her in porn.

Pornstar Sasha Grey was in an American Apparel ad, in a Smashing Pumpkins video, and was listed as a Rolling Stone “Hot Porn Star” for 2008. How easy is it for someone in the Adult Entertainment industry to branch out?

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Read the Las Vegas Sun article: As porn and pop culture merge, mainstream still difficult here.

Just for old time’s sake, let’s watch her in a clip! Watch her gag and dry-heave (really!) while she gives a blow job. Then she won’t stop saying “fuck” while she fucks the guy. After watching this clip I think that she should go mainstream. In my opinion her style of porn is boring and overdone. One last thing: I would like her to grow up and be a woman and learn to have a vaginal orgasm. That clit slapping/hitting/beating is annoying and distracting. Yes, just have a vaginal orgasm, ladies! It is totally possible and it feels awesome!

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Dec 31 2008

This woman makes me never want to ever watch porn again.

Published by under I Hate Porn

The GirlSHE SAYS:
Did this woman dip herself in acid and then run through a makeup factory? There is nothing about this look I understand. I have seen this woman a lot, but don’t know her name. I think The Guy sent me a clip a while back with her in it and he knew who she was…unless it was the other way around and I sent him the clip but he still knew her name. The bottom line is, I know The Guy will know exactly what her name is (because he is awesome like that.)

The GuyHE SAYS:
I have no idea who this living Real Doll is. Actually, that’s an insult to Real Dolls. Did I really send you a clip starring this nightmare? I have seen her before but don’t know her name. I’m pretty sure I could have sex with a Real Doll but I’m not so sure I could fuck this woman. She’s a woman, right? I am going to sit and cry in the shower now.

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