My Best Friend Porn

Nothing but net! Zuzana Z. shows off her pissing skills for you fucking perverts! PERVERTS!

Oh Zuzana, won’t you piss for me…

Your guess is as good as mine.

What can I say, that rug looks cozy and soft. I’m not talking about the carpet, if you know what I mean – ZING! Maybe you don’t know what I mean. When I referenced the rug, I was talking about the actual rug on the floor but when I mentioned the carpet I was referring the the pubic hair of these young ladies. Carpet being a slang term for female pubic hair because it somewhat resembles carpet depending on its length and grooming. Like I said, ZING!

Jasmine Black & Sensual Jane – big tit lesbian sex

Andie Valentino really wants to get that pussy clean. She tries everything! She even uses her dildo in an attempt to clean way up in there. Andie Valentino is kind of like the porn version of Giada De Laurentiis from The Food Network, and I like that.

Andie Valentino masturbates in a soapy bath!

SHE SAYS:
Damn it! I am the type of person that loves weirdness in any form but these just kinda freak me out! Everything looks phallic or well, like a vagina (is there a word for “look like a vagina”?) I understand that that is the aesthetic to this type of “art”, and porn can be much worse, but it is just so odd to me to see a need for something as crazy as this. It is not at all like the Hentai cartoons, which depict more real-life situations. Yes, the Hentai are not great and are mainly demeaning, but the premise is usually easily understood. These vintage German (I know it is dubbed with something else and I could be totally wrong on both of those statements: the German branding and the dubbing) are just fucking weird. And I love fucking weird! But these are really fucking weird. The Orgasator? The plug genitals? The penis monster? The topless fairies? The vagina queen that consumed the astronauts alive? The eggs??????? FUCK! I did enjoy it. And that plug kinda got me horny.

HE SAYS:
Wait, who has been recording my dreams?

I’m dumb.

Thank you Twistys for these new Lenka Gaborova photos. I kind of love Lenka Gaborova and her natural body. So sit back, remove your pants and relax as Lenka masturbates with her glass dildo. (spell check just informed me I misspelled “dildo” – Thanks spell check!)

More Lenka Gaborova and her sexy friends

I thought I would share some photos from my summer vacation. That’s what blogs are for, right?