Jan 13 2010
HE SAYS:
I was sort of enjoying watching these huge heaving British breasts roll around in bed and was even enjoying the Meg White hairdo, but once I saw that sloppy red pussy I had to abort. So you’ll have to tell me how this clip ends, I had to bail towards the end.
Aug 31 2009
HE SAYS:
Oh porn, why do you always let me down? Just when I think porn is my best friend again, it goes and does something stupid like show me a woman fucking a bowling pin. Fine, she wants huge shit jammed up her snatch, it’s not my thing but whatever. But why does a bowling pin need to be included? It really seems like 13 year old boys come up with this shit sometimes.
SHE SAYS:
Jeeze, and I thought that the bowling pin was going to be the only thing that shocked me…her look shocked me. I have seen some small tits in my day, but I honestly don’t think that this girl has any breast tissue at all. I feel bad for her. I also feel bad for her pussy. Nothing that big should ever be shoved inside a poor, defenseless pussy! I treat my pussy with tender loving care, and I think all girls should do the same. Maybe god knew that she was going to treat her woman parts so harshly and decided to not give her breasts because he knew she’d pierce them together or cut them off as part of an extreme body modification or something. Yeah, I decided that is what happened. Now I don’t like her. I hope he also neglected to give her ovaries, because I don’t think this girl should be procreating. I hate her make up too. Basically I hate her. Someone should probably punch this girl in the face if they know her or know of her. Punch her in the ovary too while you are at it, just in case she has them. Thank you.
Jul 30 2009
I won’t lie to you perverts, I want Sasha Grey to smash her ass cheeks against my face. It’s just how I feel right now, cut me some slack. I doubt you’re perfect!
Jun 29 2009
Hey look everyone, it’s a bunch of masturbating Asian girls fingering and toying their pussies! You’re welcome.
Jun 18 2009
I’m kind of in love with April O’Neil from FTV. I can’t help it, I love that girl-next-door look! I also like that she has an iPhone. Sorry, I’m also kind of in love with the iPhone.
Jun 17 2009
Jun 17 2009
Simi might not be the sexiest name but she does have an incredibly sexy body. And she’s naked.
Hey look, Simi is toying her pussy! Yay Simi!
Jun 10 2009
I really like April O’Neil and her girl-next-door look. Yes, her teeth are kind of fucked up but it’s sexy to me. I get sick of all the generic porno chicks out there, and I know everything!
April O’Neil takes a fucking sexy bath
April O’Neil toys her pussy with a scary vibrator
