Dec 18 2010
Tag Archive 'dildo'
Dec 02 2010
Ivy Snow likes to masturbate in Mexico
Hey, I’m Ivy Snow jus chillin’ in Mexico… so I’m going to masturbate on this balcony.
Works for me.
Aug 14 2010
Blonde with big boobs loving her vibrator
Well well well, someone likes their vibrator. Haley gets personal with her little electronic friend.
Jun 16 2010
Insanely HUGE natural boobs. HUGE!
Dear sweet Jesus H. Christ, these boobs and enormous. How do natural tits get to be so big? How does such a skinny girl have such huge breasts? How heavy are they? I have so many questions!
Aug 28 2009
Talking condoms and winged black dildo fuck nice blonde gal.
SHE SAYS:
FUN FUN SEX INDEED! I never laughed out loud to this clip but I guess seeing that stupid striped dildo dive head first into this horny girl definitely put a smile on my face. And what the fuck are they saying? Can someone please translate this for me and sing it to me in a Boston accent? Don’t ask. Thank you.
HE SAYS:
Is it wrong that this still made me horny? Hey, what the hell was that giant giraffe cock thing fucking her at the end of the clip? And why the fucking fuck did Terminator guy show up at the end and why couldn’t we watch him fuck her with his liquid metal robot hand boners?
Aug 12 2009
Bachelorette party with female stripper quickly turns into orgy
SHE SAYS:
I know. I know that this isn’t how bachelorette parties typically go, but for some weird reason, I liked this clip. I know it is fake and cheesy, but the teasing in the beginning and the laughing and the “fun” it portrayed for some reason got me really horny! I hope The Guy doesn’t make fun of me for liking this one.
Aug 08 2009
What has Pussyman been up to?
SHE SAYS:
There are two questions that have been keeping me up at night. 1. What has our beloved friend Pussyman been up to and 2. What does a slo-mo squirt look like coming out of a giant-lipped vagina? Thankfully, this clip answered both! Pussyman is doing what he does best: quietly and patiently observing two skinny teen-boobed porn-gals lick and pound each other with dildos until one of them squirts. Thankfully one of them did. Thankfully Pussyman has slow-motion technology up his sleeve and we get to see the woman’s juice repeatedly spray all over the unlucky, non-squirty party (is that Jassie, by the way?) Enjoy.
