My Best Friend Porn

How did they manage to film my nightmares? Is it possible for this actress to take enough showers to wash away the memory of this?

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HE SAYS:
Oh porn, I love you so much but you often let me down. Most new porn is total crap. It’s the same old rough sex and gagging blowjobs with some skank girl who ends up with unwanted cum on her face. Where’s the romance! This clip is sexy! This girl is sexy! More porn should be like this. Awesome cumshot!

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HE SAYS:
OK, I realize this clip is sort of fake. The couple might be real but I don’t think they are in any real danger of getting caught but who cares, this scene is fucking hot! This girl has an incredible body and two of the nicest boobs you will ever see. Speaking of those boobs, they get covered in cum. Thank you porn, you’re my best friend!

SHE SAYS:
Whenever I sit down and think about all the people that don’t get fucked enough (this is a nightly ponder by the way), one segment of the population consistently comes to mind: Firemen. Firemen just don’t get the credit, or the sex credit, they deserve. It’s blatantly obvious they need to get laid. What other profession has a calendar promoting their eligibility? What other profession is so sexually desperate? I am embarrassed for them, actually. I am just happy to see that one very kind-hearted young lady decided to make this fireman very happy, breaking the long drought that all Firemen have had to face.

SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.

SHE SAYS:
This clip went wrong the second they panned in on those neon fishnet thigh high creating those two muffin thigh-tops. It went even more wrong when this du-rag clad man started licking her asshole. It went further down the shit hole the second it went longer than five minutes and I had to sit through over 28 minutes of this boring chubby fuck (referring to the action, not the pleasant young lady featured here.) At least it ended as a nice ass-cumshot instead of the stupid standard facial.

SHE SAYS:
“…if I could just have sex with her, OH BOY!”
“Oh YAY, your cock is hard, rock hard!”
“It’s a nice big load and it tastes really yummy, too.”
“I think uniforms are so much sexier than just being naked. Don’t they feel great?”
“Why do I need a rectal exam…it’s kinda gross, and embarrassing.”


I am not too crazy about anime porn, but this one wasn’t too bad. As a matter of fact, it got me kinda horny and I laughed out loud to some of the lines. So, enjoy this clip about one lucky man’s sexy journey as assistant manager of an apartment building.

SHE SAYS:
I know they have some awkward sex, but I just had the best orgasm watching it. I guess it reminded me of being a teenager and having sex in basements. Those were the days? Really? No, I don’t think those were really the days. But I would like some more car sex days. Now THOSE were the days. You know what days were really the days? These days. These days are the days, right? Yes, these days are the true days. The days I watch clips and masturbate about having teenage sex in basements are THE days.