SHE SAYS:
If you don’t know already, anal grosses me out. If you don’t know already, I love cum. If you don’t know already, I think farts are funny. The funniness of farts and the presence of cum still doesn’t make this combo OK. I definitely, definitely don’t think that it is hot. However, the guy in this clip does. He actually says, “That is so hot.” I’d have to argue that statement. What is sexy about this? How is it sexy for her to lick her ass cum up off of the floor? Does anyone think this is sexy?
HE SAYS:
I know there are a ton of people who would find this clip to be hot but I don’t really understand it. I guess a lot of people equate sex with doing something dirty and nasty but it seems childish to me. On the other hand, if people like it and it makes them happy then that’s fine with me. I know The Girl feels the same way. We also agree that farts are a beautiful part of life, perhaps the most beautiful, but this clip just makes a mockery of farts! Actually the worst part of this scene for me is when the second guy fucks her ass that’s filled with the other guy’s jizz. No thanks, I’ll be over in the corner farting if you need me.
HE SAYS:
Yeah, this guy only has one hand but it doesn’t seem to bother his chubby girlfriend. Even though his bad hand looks more like a foot his girlfriend does not hesitate grinding her pussy all over it. One major complaint though, I would expect him to have “fingered” her with the tiny foot-hand rather than his good hand. She looks more than capable of accommodating this request. I also HATE the never-ending filming of the cumsicle hanging on to her cooch at the end. Overall a nice homemade amateur sex tape though.
SHE SAYS:
He does rock it! Great find! There has to be an amputee genre but I am not sure how accessible clips like these are on the general sites. I actually love the clip more because it really looks like they love each other. The foot hand, as The Guy branded it, is extra creepy because it almost has fingers…you can easily imagine the fingers because you can see the bones moving as he is trying to grip her lower back while she is on top. I wonder if any of his friends have found this. There’s no mistaking a big stump! You definitely couldn’t deny that it was you in a clip if you had such a huge physical identifier.
HE SAYS:
I was all set to love this clip but the part where he’s holding her face and doing the forced blowjob thing took it down several notches. Maybe I’m just a big pussy but any of that overly aggressive stuff is an instant turn off. I’m not talking about a couple really going for it and having hard sex, I mean all that dumb slapping and gagging bullshit. This clip really isn’t that bad but that portion ruins an otherwise pretty nice piece of amateur porn.
HE SAYS:
Is this couple weird or awesome? I can’t decide. First he tickles her with a cat toy, next he covers her ass in lotion, then he injects lube (?) into her ass with a mini syringe and then he fingers her butthole. Not to be outdone, she spreads lotion all over her tits, dips his dick in iced tea (?) and gives him an AWESOME blowjob. This was just the foreplay to a little “normal” sex and finally some anal sex. The strangest part is that I LIKED IT! I have literally never been turned on by an anal clip but for some reason I was really into watching this guy fuck her in the ass. Ahhh porn, you are filled with surprises.
SHE SAYS:
I am seriously not just agreeing with The Guy here. I enjoyed the iced tea and the teasing lotiony massage and the fact that it looked like they actually liked each other. I masturbated to this. It was definitely masturbation worthy. I think it is because of the buildup, as The Guy said, and the fact that she kinda seemed to like it. Oh, and they didn’t go on and on like, “Yeah, fuck me in the ass, put your hard cock in my ass and fuck the poop out of it.” It was different. And I liked it. Am I going to go have anal sex tonight? No. But this wasn’t bad to watch. Wait – one more thing – if he cums in her ass is it still called a creampie? Can we think of a new term for that?
HE SAYS:
I didn’t realize until the end of this scene that the girl was sort of riding the arm of this chair like a saddle. Holy shit, I love it for some reason! Why do I think that is so sexy? I need to fuck a girl on an over-sized chair arm ASAP! Porn is awesome and I want to give it a big hug! I want to hug it and fuck it on a giant chair. SHE SAYS:
The end of the clip is definitely the hottest. I want a saddle arm chair, and NOW!!! The only part that disappoints me is that this girl doesn’t seem too into it. It’s all about the male orgasm and I am so over that. Why doesn’t she care? Why doesn’t she want to get turned on? Why?
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