My Best Friend Porn

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SHE SAYS:
I give this clip a MOTHER FUCKING 10! The sun is hot. The girl is hot. The guy is hot. The positions are hot. The accents are hot. The sex is hot. The very bally balls are not so hot.

SHE SAYS:
I should explain to you that my first true introduction to sex was with medical encyclopedias when I was about seven years old. There were chapters on sexual intercourse and all of the steps that take place biologically in the body. I would read over and over again about the physical changes that would take place between the man and the woman during sex. One quote still stands out in my mind for some reason, “the vaginal walls help grip the penis.” For some reason this stood out for me because I tried to imagine how a vagina just “knew” it was having sex. I thought it was pretty awesome! Anyways, this clip totally brought those initial feelings back! I forgot to mention that learning and reading about sex and looking at the illustrations used to get me EXTREMELY horny, even as a child. I wasn’t sure what those feelings were, but all I knew was that I liked to touch myself and look/read about sex. Yeah, you like that? You like thinking about me as a little kid and touching myself? Gross. Stop it! Think about me as a girl in my mid-twenties touching myself. Good. We both feel better now. I should also mention that in 6th grade for sex-ed I was the only one to get 100% on the “sex test.” There was a sticker on it. So there. Ohhhh, if my seven-year-old-self could see me now. I think she’d be pretty proud. Or maybe scared.

SHE SAYS:
…I REALLY like it. I think I have only been tied up a couple of times, and I know I have never tied up a boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to make a life change right now! Why should I go on living like this? I need to tie up a sexy and sexily erect man, STAT!

HE SAYS:
I liked the simplicity and reality of this scene, real amateur porn is almost always more exciting for me. What I don’t like is their weird choice of music to fuck to. It sounded like the soundtrack to some shitty 80s movie about rollerbladers who save the youth center with their crazy antics.

SHE SAYS:
I want to fuck to the soundtrack to an awesome 80s movie about breakdancers who save the youth center with their crazy antics. I really do.

SHE SAYS:
I have to say that I loved everything about this clip…except for the lack of cum. I have to tell you though, it made me want to dress in my finest thigh high stockings and get fucked from behind. Mmmmmmm, porn…why do I ♥ you more than most people I know?

HE SAYS:
It’s kind of making me mad that these guys got to fuck hot chicks. The first nerdlinger fucks a sexy girl wearing heels and a corset right on his mom’s kitchen table. He doesn’t even bother taking off his glasses and sandals! Come one fella, at least try to look awesome for your girlfriend. The next guy isn’t much better. This lucky, sandal-wearing son-of-a-bitch gets to fuck a hottie right on a beautiful beach. Come on pal, hit the gym a couple days a week. I guess the joke is on me though, because I’m the nerd who’s watching these guys fuck on the internet. NERDS NERDS NERDS!

SHE SAYS:
Typically I shy away from POV clips because I think that they focus too much on the man’s point of view…well, obviously. You never see the girl grab the camera and tell him what to do, do you? Well, unfortunately, you won’t see it here, either. BUT what you do see in this POV clip is a bit more give and take. My hesitations about this clip dissolved once I realized that I really liked the girl! I thought she was cute, sexy, and funny. She also didn’t look like she was being taken advantage of, which is what I usually dislike about clips in this category. She was joking around a lot, was a little shy about her teeth (which I think is really cute – one of the reasons I love Freddie Mercury so much, oddly) was VERY sexy and yet also didn’t mind when he was more dominating. Sure, their accents were a little hard to understand and they had bad furniture, but I have to say that this clip is definitely worth watching if you want an orgasm or two! ENJOY!

HE SAYS:
OK first let me say that my favorite thing is that the guy behind the camera says “woof” when this gorgeous woman takes off her bar. I totally agree, WOOF! This girl is so naturally sexy. I love her accent and her fucked up teeth. The thing that I usually hate about POV porn is hearing the loud breathing sounds made by the cameraman and this clip has a lot of that. BUT, this is still an awesome scene – Nice find!

HE SAYS:
Nothing wrong with a wank-job, no truer words have ever been spoken. What could possibly be wrong with it? Well, I guess she has to wash her shirt now, but in the great scheme of things that’s not really that bad. I’m going to call it a win win! He gets jerked off and she gets a clean shirt. Nothing wrong with a wank-job.