My Best Friend Porn

I hope your New Year’s celebration is a s good as this guy’s!

This guy’s entire look is super sweet. The glasses, the mustache… ¡Perfecto! II like to pretend this is Ron Burgundy fucking his wife but Ron Burgundy would never get married and he would have a much nicer house. Maybe this is Ron’s younger brother Bob Burgundy who never quite made it in life. Yeah, that’s it.

It’s time to class up this joint! One of the things we hate the most in contemporary porn is the trend of forced blowjobs performed by gagging porn starlets, so we were excited to discover theartofblowjob.com. This amazing site features the lovely Camille Crimson and the incredibly erotic and loving blowjobs she performs on her boyfriend. Folks, this is the real deal and it’s hot! The incredibly gorgeous scenes are filmed with an artistic sensibility that most independent films aren’t even able to achieve. Don’t let the word “artistic” scare you away though, this isn’t like most of the cheesy porn that calls itself “art.” The cinematography only adds to the intimacy and eroticism of the couple’s videos and it’s VERY refreshing to see someone approach pornography with an adult sensibility rather than that of a 15-year-old boy.

This morning I was lucky enough to talk to Camille about her life online and her love of blowjobs. Here’s how it went…

The Guy: The obvious first question is what is your background and how did you get started with your website? How does a good girl end up in porn?

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Well, my background is really in web development‬… PHP and mySQL and the like. My boyfriend and I used to do websites for others and we had our own site called iChat club. We were just doing it for free, but at a certain point we needed a little extra cash because we got screwed over on a major web development project we did for someone else, so I decided to take a few sexy pictures and accept donations and it just kind of spun out from there. I mean, my boyfriend and I always had amazing sex and he has a strong background in video/photography, so we did it for ourselves even before that and seeing how many people liked what we did just made us see that it’s a completely legitimate life!

The Guy: ‬ ‪Was it difficult to decide to start “exposing” yourself online?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪Not especially. It happened pretty organically and gradually. ‪It started just with sexy pictures, then a little less left to the imagination, then nude photos, then some solo stuff and then my boyfriend started getting involved.‬

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪Do your friends know about your website? Any concerns about being recognized?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪Well, I have a few friends who are all close and mostly help with some aspect of the technical side of the site.‬ I don’t have much concern about being recognized, as it’s my job, so there’s no risk of my coworkers finding out. I’m also just really proud of what I do, so it’s not a shaming thing.‬

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪I think the fact that you are not ashamed really comes through on film and creates some of the most erotic scenes I have seen. You can tell they are genuine moments with your boyfriend and it feels very intimate.

Camille: ‬ ‪Thank you so much!‬

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪Has filming your sex and making it public affected your personal sex life in any way?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪Honestly, for me there isn’t a different between filming and not filming.‬ We make it so loving and organic when the camera is rolling that it really has no impact. We have the camera on the tripod, so it’s just there and we reposition to get different shots, but there’s a fair amount of repositioning in sex even without a camera.

The Guy: ‬ ‪Is it a turn-on to know people will be watching, and ultimately masturbating, to images of your private sexual moments?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪I think so. I mean, I’m not the biggest exhibitionist in the world and the reason for getting to the industry certainly wasn’t JUST for that reason, but more than anything it makes me really happy to be able to show a different mode of sexuality from that which is typically showcased in porn… Especially in “straight” porn.‬ It feels so artistic and almost defiantly political to say “Hey. We’re in love and we love to have sex and it can be beautiful and respectful and caring and still really, really hot.”

The Guy: ‬ ‪Absolutely! Loving sex is incredibly hot. I’m kind of scared of this current trend in porn with all the forced/gagging blowjobs. I can’t stand it. There is a sweetness and an eroticism to your scenes that seems to be lacking in most porn, was this a conscious decision? Are you sending a message to the porn world?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪People are given all the gagging and the choking and that’s what they’re bred to expect. The straight market, especially when it comes to blow jobs, doesn’t even know that they can ask for something more aesthetically pleasing and more rooted in the human element.‬ I mean, first, there’s the film quality. Most porn looks exactly the same and the film quality is really sub-par, so there’s that. But more than that, it’s about showing all people that you can have more than just extreme scenes with performers looking off in the distance and giving uncommitted performances.

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪I totally agree. I’m so tired of seeing girls gagging and getting unwanted facials. Most of these girls obviously don’t actually enjoy it and it’s not erotic to witness. I guess that’s the point of most new porn these days… girls being forced into rough sex. It scares me that a whole generation of young men think this is normal and OK.‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪That’s the thing. It’s one thing to be really into consensual gagging. Some people are. It’s like BDSM. It can be a choice and it can be hot and everyone can be happy and fulfilled, but that really does not seem like the case in most porn. It seems like these young girls were promised money and fame in exchange for letting people do whatever they want to them.‬ I’m inclined to believe that Sasha Grey is an exception to the rule. She seems like she has the power and the control and that she really gets off on the rough oral scenes she does. Honestly, good for her! The more women can make empowered choices in porn, the better, regardless of what style they’re going for.

The Guy: ‬ ‪Agreed‬.

Camille: ‬ ‪But I don’t think some members of the general public can tell the difference between a woman choosing actively to participate in that kind of sex from one who is just being strung along.‬

The Guy: How did you choose to focus on blowjobs on your site?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪Well, it’s a universal thing and it’s something I really enjoy. At the same time, it’s also something where I look at the porn out there and I see a gap in the market for sweet, loving blow jobs.‬

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪Have you always loved to perform oral sex?‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Definitely. With my boyfriend, it became much more of a passion because our bodies just fit so perfectly together, but it has always been something I’ve really liked‬.

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪In your expert opinion, what transforms an average blowjob into an artful blowjob?‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Well, it’s all about achieving a good balance between not being too static/singularly focused but not being too frantic about constantly changing sensations.‬ I like to start with some tongue teasing/kissing while focusing on the tip, then spending a lot of time deep throating alternated with a bit more teasing and I love using my hands as well, especially closer to the end to build up momentum. But it really depends on the penis in question.

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪You hit the nail on the head (no pun intended) when it comes to changing sensations. That is key! A little variety is nice and I always like a few pauses in the action.‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪I’m glad to hear we’re on the same page. I think that there are so many people out there who realistically like similar things when it comes to actually giving/receiving blow jobs, but that’s not what’s represented in straight porn, for whatever reason.‬ Gay porn is a whole other ballgame (no pun intended) and they seem to give amazing blow jobs. But their performers and the largest section of their audiences know what it’s like to give and receive blow jobs, so that gives them realistic porn expectations.‬
I feel like if straight guys had to give a blow job even once, watching a girl gag helplessly on a penis wouldn’t be such a turn on anymore.

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪HA HA. I’ve always wondered if I could give a blowjob. I’m not gay but I think I could do it if I had to… like to save the life of a kitten or something.‬

Camille: ‬ ‪I’m a cat lover, so I appreciate the sentiment.‬

The Guy: ‬ ‪I don’t want to take up your whole morning, just a couple more questions and I’ll let you get back to work‬.

‪Camille: ‬ Well, as you can tell, I greatly enjoy talking about porn/sexuality and stuff, so go right ahead.

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪Great, me too. I’m fascinated by sex and always enjoy a good adult conversation on the subject. I’m very turned off by people who are freaked out by the subject of sex.

Camille: ‬ ‪Yeah. That’s one thing I just don’t get. As long as things are safe and between consenting human adults, I don’t see the reason for any limitations and I certainly don’t see the point of curbing healthy discourse about sexuality.‬

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪Agreed. Sex is a big part of my life. Even before I learned how to masturbate, it was pretty much all I ever thought about. It all started when I was 5 or 6 looking at the bra pages of the JC Penny catalog.‬ I was hooked!

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Hah! We don’t have JC Penny here, but it’s a bit like Sears, right?‬

The Guy: ‬ ‪Yep. Where is “here?”‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Oh! Montreal, QC.‬ I’m not sure if you can tell, but I’m Francophone.

The Guy: ‬ ‪I couldn’t tell. ‪I would assume there are members of your site who literally fall deeply in love with you. Has this happened and what’s it like?‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Well, there are some people who have been members for quite a while and I keep great conversations with them. Some have sent me some really nice lingerie and such, way nicer than I’d buy for myself, so it’s actually pretty great. I post a lot of stuff on social media sites/blogs/forums and sometimes I get some well-meaning but slightly forward comments, but all of my site members are really respectful and kind.‬

The Guy: ‬ ‪As a blowjob expert I have to ask about your feelings on the subject of cum. Is it something to be tolerated or loved?‬

Camille: ‬ ‪Personally, I find it something to be loved.‬ It really depends on the person. Loving my boyfriend, it’s a part of him and taking it into my body is a huge expression of connection. But if it’s between two strangers and maybe the flavour is subpar, I can see what it would be merely tolerated or maybe even dodged.

The Guy: ‬ ‪Makes sense. One more question… I’m curious if you have ever performed oral sex on a woman.‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Yes I have, in fact.‬

The Guy: ‬ ‪How does it compare to oral sex with a man?‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪It’s like apples and oranges.‬ Being with a woman in general is just a completely different sensory experience. It’s so interesting to be with a body like my own and to know what she’s feeling and know what that feels like. It’s really wonderful, but they’re two fairly different things.

The Guy: ‬ ‪Do you feel like you can give better oral sex to a woman because you know what feels good to you?‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪I don’t know…‬ On one hand, I go in with some knowledge in my back pocket, but it’s also true that there is a wider disparity between what feels good to one woman compared to another than there is from one man to another.

The Guy: ‬ ‪Interesting‬.

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Women’s bodies are a bit more fickle and finicky. Men tend to like having their penises sucked.‬

‪The Guy: ‬ ‪We really do.‬

Camille: ‬ ‪Haha!‬

The Guy: ‬ ‪Thanks for taking the time to talk to me Camille! I really admire what you are doing and hope to see more sites like yours popping up online. I honestly have to say that the content you are producing is among the most erotic I have seen. Keep up the great work and best of luck with your site.‬

‪Camille: ‬ ‪Thanks so much! I’m so glad to have gotten the chance to talk to a like-minded guy like you.

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I’m telling you, if you love blowjobs, The Art of Blowjob is for you.

SHE SAYS:
I know they have some awkward sex, but I just had the best orgasm watching it. I guess it reminded me of being a teenager and having sex in basements. Those were the days? Really? No, I don’t think those were really the days. But I would like some more car sex days. Now THOSE were the days. You know what days were really the days? These days. These days are the days, right? Yes, these days are the true days. The days I watch clips and masturbate about having teenage sex in basements are THE days.

SHE SAYS:
I don’t know what it was about this clip…the big hair, the weird spin, the dubbed argument or the smooth Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes finish: it just got me horny. I really think you will enjoy this little pube on the underside of a handsome man’s nutsack. That was a compliment by the way.

HE SAYS:
Wait a second, how did you fail to mention the inclusion of the song “Lady” by Kenny Rogers in this clip?!? Why is “Lady” sandwiched between all that awesome porn disco? It is BRILLIANT! All the music in this scene is amazing! Vintage porn kicks ass over all the boring forced blowjob crap that everyone makes now. Thank you for finding this!!!

SHE SAYS:
I actually have mixed feelings about this one. I sort of like that this couple is comfortable enough with their bodies to be naked on the beach. At the same time I sort of think that this couple should have known that their bodies are a little too below the average mark to be considered film worthy. So, yeah, they SHOULD enjoy their time and sun ravaged bodies with weird, butt-crack accentuating tan lines…I just think that they shouldn’t have filmed it. On that note, I guess I probably shouldn’t distribute it to all of my loyal, beautiful, sexy, fancy MBFP readers – but hey, who’s to judge, heh? HEH? I guess I will. I will judge myself. I suck for putting this up. So there. I suck. Live with it.

HE SAYS:
I don’t think the guy in this clip has a bad body. I hope I look that good when I’m his age. Yeah, the woman is not super great looking and she has a rather prominent FUPA, but at least she’s working it and loving getting jerked off on in the woods. I will be honest, this clip gave me a bonder. I meant to type “boner” but “bonder” came out. I think I will now refer to erections that I am slightly ashamed of as “bonders.”

SHE SAYS:
I am literally laughing out loud right now. You know that I refuse to type the acronym for that, but please know that reading “bonder” and then thinking that I should fix the typo and then loving that you made fun of it and then left it in. You are right, the guy in this clip actually has a pretty nice body for his age. The FUPA and general squareness of the woman’s body was what I was really referring to, but I didn’t want to single her out. You know what I forgot to mention? The woman’s pretty good-looking boobs for her age. They actually are great. This clip is totally bonder-worthy.

SHE SAYS:
You know what? I know for a fact that I have talked about this clip before. You know what else? I don’t care. It is awesome enough for two posts. I think that both of their bodies are fantastic, and I especially love the tease in the beginning. I love that I am listening to peppy instrumental 40s music right now as I type this (Rock-a-Bye-Basie by Count Basie at this second) and watching porn with the sound off. It is a quite a juxtaposition and it is putting me in a very good mood. That is all. Happy Saturday Morning to all of you pervs!

SHE SAYS:
So, there I was, stumbling around stumble once again…and I came across this little site all about swinging. Lately, I have been into reading my way into orgasms. Yeah, it’s something a little different but I think it is really fun when you have to imagine the scene in your head from time to time. It keeps your imagination skills fresh, right?

Now, I am not a swinger and don’t really think I could even wrap my head around watching someone I love fucking someone else…but I sure as hell can put my hand down my pants while someone else describes their sexy experiences!

This sexy swinger site is, well, you guessed it: all about swinging. The couple mainly uses well known hookup sites like AdultFriendFinder to meet up with people. That’s why, I think, the name of the site is called AdultFriendFinderCouple.com. I can’t figure out if they want to give us inside information on the swinging lifestyle, if they are trying to sell memberships to AFF, or both. Or maybe they have this whole blog to get you to sign up for AFF because they want to fuck you. I wouldn’t put it past them. They seem pretty pervy!

Either way, I love reading the erotic stories. I also love that this blog all about sex is written by a couple of perverts, just like The Guy and I. They just take it in a different, swingy direction.

Thankfully, pure erotica that seeps out of the lifestyle that Floridians Chris and Heather live. Read about their recent little boat excursion and enjoy yourself. Yeah, it’s OK. You can even go ahead and enjoy yourself twice. I did.