My Best Friend Porn

SHE SAYS:
I think that The Guy may have posted this clip before, but I figure I’d give it another round because I just saw it with fresh eyes. What a great compilation of 70s cumshots! Now, I love cum as much as the next gal but this clip got me really horny for cum. Rarely does a compilation do this for me. Enjoy the bush, the muted colors and the awesome music!

HE SAYS:
Hot damn I love this compilation. Awesome music (not the intro song), awesome hair, awesome pubes, awesome makeup, awesome rooms, awesome wallpaper, awesome furniture and awesome 70s cumming! I love how European everyone looks and the way the guys say “yah yah yah” rather than “yeah yeah yeah” while cumming. I’m also thinking you ladies should grow your pubes back because based on the cumshot at 15:50 it makes a great cum force-field. Is it irresponsible for me to suggest growing a massive bush will prevent pregnancy? Do I love vintage 70s porn? Yah yah yah!

HE SAYS:
You may know by now that The Girl and I are sick of every porn scene ending with the guy jerking off on the girl’s face. Not our Girl but the one in the clip. You know what I mean. Note: The Girl is without internet right now, that is why you are stuck with me for a while. ANYWAY, here’s an awesome compilation of cumshots landing on asses, backs, tits, pussies, feet, shoes, necks, legs, stomachs… pretty much everywhere but the face. Maybe a little on the face. This is an amazing cumshot compilation. Drop your pants and enjoy, perverts!

HE SAYS:
Have you ever wanted to watch 40 solid minutes of girls with big 80′s hair get their faces covered in cum by guys with bushy pubes while cheesy synth music plays? Great, then you are in luck thanks to this retro cumshot compilation. I suggest getting a beer, possibly some nacho cheese, turning off your cell phone and sitting back with your pants around your ankles for the next 40 cummy minutes.
SHE SAYS:
I can’t tell you that I watched the entire clip, but I definitely saw enough to say that this should should be called a “cumpilation.” What I notice the most throughout the video is the way most of the girls flinch during the cumshot. They are startled! I wonder if they are getting the same reaction when seeing themselves in a cumpilation video now. Can you imagine? What if you got into porn for just one video in the 80s, then lived a “normal” life from there on out. Then, 20 years later, you are part of a video and an evolved industry that is making your cummy face so widely accessible. I love technology!

HE SAYS:
I’ve always liked blonde MILF Rio. She’s sexy in a porny way but in a good porny way. Does that make sense? Who cares, I have a fever. Anyway, here’s a pretty hot compilation of Rio blowjobs and cumshots. My favorite part is the second clip. What the fuck kind of fetish is THAT? Is there a specific fetish for tennis players cumming on Snow White’s feet? God I hope so. Porn is weird and awesome!

HE SAYS:
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or some other crazy-ass holiday I’m sure you can appreciate a compilation of big boobs getting jizzed on. From our family to yours, have a safe holiday! Happy Birthday Jesus!