Man, Peter North has ruined a lot of carpet in his career. I would never invite that guy over to my house! Talk about cum ropes, this guy is the fucking king! Is there a porn hall-of-fame? If there is, he better have been the first guy inducted. Put on your goggles and enjoy 15 minutes of Peter North trying to drown porn starlets with gallons of cum.
This clip was titled “Compilation Of Wives Getting Facials” however I can’t verify that these are in fact wives. Do you really care pervert? No, no you don’t. Couple things to note… to the lady in first clip, if you agree to let someone give you a facial, don’t act like he’s shooting silly string all over you. Stop giggling and flinching already. And to the guy at the 3:16 mark, what is wrong with your dick hole? Why does your cum spray out like a one of those water toys you hook up to a hose? You need ot have that hole looked at.
HE SAYS:
Because I’m awesome, I decided to post a creampie compilation for all you perverts who love creampies. It is my gift to you. Sit back and enjoy the next ten minutes of creamy cum-filled pussies! (my mom would be so proud of me right now)
Have you ever wanted to watch Tera Patrick get covered in cum for approximately 7 minutes? Well you are in luck because here’s a nice compilation of guys trying to impregnate Tera Patrick’s face. Grab some tissues and prepare to abuse your private parts for about 6 1/2 minutes.
Perhaps you would rather watch a compilation of male/female/female threesome cumshots. If you like your cum compilations to be set to the hottest dance music this side of Ibiza, then you are going to fucking love this one!
HE SAYS:
OK, this cumshot compilation starts off with a guy jerking off and then a hilarious graphic that reads “the girls force these hotrods to deliver their juicy cumspray.” Is it just me or is that kind of gay? For the record, I have nothing against gay or bisexual people AT ALL, I’m just saying it’s an odd way to start a compilation of girls getting facials. There is a truly GREAT moment at 1:06 where the girl has to swat a fly while receiving juicy cumspray all over her face. I’m sure that was a special moment for her. PLEASE make sure you stick around for the closing credits too! WHAT?!?
HE SAYS:
Have you ever wanted to watch an bunch of giant cocks shoot jizz all over girls’ faces while gay club music pumps from your speakers? If the answer is yes, then you are going to love this cumshot compilation! I’m not really into watching facials, in fact I think it’s about the most boring style of money shot, but I know most guys are into it so consider this your gift from me.