My Best Friend Porn

Clarie Danes wants you to see her nipples. She wants you to know that one nipple points up and the other is looking off in a different direction. That is all.

Is it wrong to be turned on by a woman dressed as Dora The Explorer?

Yep, that’s right buddy, I am sexually attracted to Jayden Cole and would like to have sexual intercourse with her. I would like to place my erect penis inside her vagina with the sole purpose of ejaculating. Thank you.

SHE SAYS:
I think I counted 37,442 breasts in this clip. I think that The Guy will definitely love this. I never thought so much flashing, masturbating, and exploiting of huge natural and fake tits could be contained into just one hour, but this clip proves me wrong! So go ahead, unzip your pants, sit back and enjoy 57 minutes and 35 seconds of breast heaven.

HE SAYS:
I have never wanted to buy a Girls Gone Wild DVD until I saw a commercial for this one, but I could not bring myself to do it. Imagine how excited I was to see The Girl’s post this morning! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. I am literally going to spend the rest of my life masturbating to this video. I thank you.

What self-respecting breast man doesn’t appreciate the art of the bra as much as the beauty of a naked breast? These tits look just as sexy in a bra as they do naked. Thank you Digital Desire!

Hailee Rain and her sexy white bra

Brittany Bod and her over-worked white bra

More sexy tits here

Ahhh yes, the classic girl bent over a sports car pose. This genre of soft porn has pretty much kept the poster industry in business for the last 3 decades. May I suggest browsing this gallery of hot ass and long legs with your pants around your ankles and the first Van Halen album cranked as loud as possible. I give you the world’s largest collection of girls bending over cars!

HE SAYS:
This clip was titled “German Mature Woman Jerks Off Younger Man.” So when exactly does this younger man show up for his jerking off? All I see is a creepy old guy with a pony tail getting his balls tortured and crying like a baby as he cums all over a glass table. Ahhhhh, the Germans.

HE SAYS:
It’s a short clip but it’s still kind of hot because it’s a blatant public blowjob in the back of a parked car. I have to admit the real reason I posted this was to see how The Girl would react to the ending. I have a feeling I know how she will feel about it. Let’s wait see…


SHE SAYS:
What a waste of delicious, wonderful, nutritious, beautiful, glorious, splendid, life-giving, ¡delicioso! cum! I really find it odd to see sometimes in porn, especially since there is this expectation that women love it. I forget that some “real” women are repulsed by it. On the contrary, I don’t think those are real women. I think that real women love cum.