My Best Friend Porn

OK, it might not be the world’s largest gallery of golf porn and golf course sex, but it is pretty huge so shut up! So, if you have a fetish for golf porn and golf-related sex, getting ready to play with your balls and rub your shaft.

The World’s Largest Collection of Golf Porn

Sadly the world lost one of its all time great sex symbols.
We will miss you Farrah!

You could seriously get lost in this bush. I would like to see Bear Grylls survive in there for 3 days.

But who owns this monster bush?

Wow, I never gave Rihanna a second thought, but now that I see her self-shot naked cell phone photos, I need to rethink that. She has quite the tight, sexy little body and amazing boobs. Great ass too! She looks super stoned, so thank you drugs for making this happen!

Rihanna hacked naked cell phone photos!

Here’s ultra-annoying Rachael Ray’s nipple trying to escape her loud mouth via her shirt. It tried to make a run for it but sadly Rachael spotted the fleeing nipple and put it right back in her bra. I’m sorry nipple.

Rachael Ray nip slip (sorry you had to see this)

True story, I was never an “ass man” until I saw the above photo of Jessica Alba’s ass. Suddenly the ass was more appealing to me. I should clarify, I did not become a fan of anal, rather I started to take notice of the female ass more than I had before. Enough about me, who cares? Here’s a little tribute to Jessica Alba’s Perfect ass and her desire to constantly show it off on the beach. Thanks Jessica!

HE SAYS:
If Sherilyn Fenn only knew how many times I masturbated to her image. She would… well she would probably not give a shit but that can’t erase hundreds of wonderful Fenn-induced orgasms. I first learned of Sherilyn Fenn when she starred in 1988′s erotic thriller “Two Moon Junction” with a topless Kristy McNichol and that long haired muscle guy whose career went nowhere. Two Moon Junction played on late night cable about 5 times a week and I managed to watch it every time. I had all the sex scenes taped on my VHS masturbation tape and spent many nights alone in the basement jerking off to various freeze-frames. Ah, what I life!

Then Sherilyn was cast as bad girl Audrey Horne in the David Lynch masterpiece “Twin Peaks.” Seriously, the first two seasons of Twin Peaks are genius! Thanks to Twin Peaks, we were treated to Sherilyn in sexy school girl outfits doing various bad girl things, including the iconic scene in which she ties a cherry stem in her mouth using only her tongue. It was around this time that Playboy did a naked spread with Sherilyn and my love (and wiener) grew. It was a great, classy, erotic series of nudes. I pretty much have them memorized.

Sherilyn went on to do many films, including starring in “Boxing Helena” directed by David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer Lynch, and did several more nude scenes but I have since lost touch with her. She will always be one of my favorite masturbation memories though. I ♥ you Sherilyn Fenn!

I just wanted to let everyone know The Girl is out of town for a few days so you are stuck with me and my hairy balls until she returns. She misses you all! To make up for it, here are some photos of Lucy Pinder’s big tits. Oh yeah, and she’s topless.