My Best Friend Porn

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SHE SAYS:
This clip is the greatest! Snow White gets boned by the Seven Dwarfs – with A FUCKING CONVEYOR BELT so they can all get a piece of that silky white ass. Did you know that Snow White had a great ass, not to mention those giant boobs? Did you know that those dwarfs were packing so much under their giant German belt buckles? The house pulsates and cums, with the chimney turning into a giant penis. The queen obviously gets jealous of all this action Snow is having, and fucks herself with a burning candle, breathes fire, then proceeds to fuck herself with her cat’s tail. YES! The prince saves Snow by fucking her, of course. His stallion watches through the window and gets a huge boner, too! At the end the Queen is killed because she gets fucked so hard by the devil that his dick basically skewers her and she dies. Then one of the unfortunate small-bonered dwarfs (I think it is Dopey) slips in a puddle of cum and falls down. Awwwww! Finally, Snow White and her Prince ride away (still fucking) while riding on the stallion. I really, really ♥ this!

SHE SAYS:
Anime does nothing for me sexually, but the storylines are just hilarious. I have three favorite quotes from this nearly half-hour clip:

1. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen one this big, even in America.”
2. “This is so much better that jacking off in my bedroom to porn.” (this is uttered while the main character is having sex.)
3. “I can’t live without this disgusting cock” (said by the lesbian teacher while she is having sex with her student.)