Sep 13 2009
Ahhh yes, the classic girl bent over a sports car pose. This genre of soft porn has pretty much kept the poster industry in business for the last 3 decades. May I suggest browsing this gallery of hot ass and long legs with your pants around your ankles and the first Van Halen album cranked as loud as possible. I give you the world’s largest collection of girls bending over cars!
Aug 14 2009
We’ve discussed some of these fetishes before, like “pedal pushing,” but many of these are new to me. I could only watch about 3 seconds of “belly button torture” before I wanted to die. I HATE having my belly button touched, even by me!
Aug 04 2009
SHE SAYS:
I want to scream every time they have a shot of the stupid limo going down the highway. We get it. Yep, They are in the back of a limo. They are having sex. Who hasn’t had sex in the back of a car before? Who hasn’t given a blow job to someone driving a car down the highway? That fucking music makes me want to blow my head off, and the overall look of this woman makes me want to gouge my eyes out right before I pull the trigger. They do have a decent fuckfest though, and that very large cock makes it ALL worthwhile.
May 29 2009
I could listen to the crazy publicinvasion.com guy talk to and negotiate with girls all day. He’s so calm about it. The next time I see a hot girl I’m going to walk right up to her and say, “You want I should put sperm in your mouth” and see if works for me as well as it does for this crazy son-of-a-bitch.
Apr 13 2009
HE SAYS:
You know, for a “tough guy” with full sleeve tattoos, this guy sure can get his voice pretty damn high while he’s cumming. This dude sounds like a teenage girl who just got a kiss from Zac Efron. He screams like he’s geting a tooth pulled and then proceeds to say “oh my God” approximately 156 times after this hot, porny MILF jerks him off into her mouth. I also LOVE that he keeps calling her lady. Grow a pair for Christ’s sake! Sheesh!
SHE SAYS:
That was great! I like his pronunciation of “Oh my god” too. The ending “d” is really distinct. You know what else is distinct? That MILF’s fucking eyebrows! I like drawn-on eyebrows if they look 50s-ish, but this is white-trashy-bad. I like real eyebrows. I hate this man and I hate this woman’s eyebrows so overall, I hate it for a porn clip but love it for a funny clip. Overall, I give it a GACK!
Mar 24 2009
HE SAYS:
Hey look, this guy is getting a blow job in a car! What, you want me to try and make a funny comment about this? Hmmmmm, I can’t think of anything so here’s a dumb joke… Q. What’s the best thing about a blow job? A. The ten minutes of silence! (stupid. sorry it’s the only blowjob joke I know)
SHE SAYS:
Have I ever told you about how much I love giving car blow jobs? I love how teenage it is and I also love the danger. My goal is to give at least one BJ and fuck once in the car this summer.
Feb 06 2009
SHE SAYS:
This guy has a really small penis and I just don’t want to see any more. Sorry Bangbros…this did not get me off, turn me on, or entice me in any way. SORRY!
HE SAYS:
I have never seen anyone look more bored while getting a blowjob. He looks like he’s studying for the SAT’s or something. Yeah, this is an odd choice to use as a teaser. This dude is bored and the van slut is pissed about his lack of boner. Nobody wins!
Feb 06 2009
HE SAYS:
What does it mean when you like to watch girls fuck cars? Should I be worried that I kind of like to watch girls fuck gear shifts. Do I wish I was a car? Honestly I think it has something to do with how naughty and “wrong” it is. Call me crazy but I also feel like these girls are totally getting off on riding the gearshift. If my poor mother only knew what I did with my free time.
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know whether I am turned on or if I want to date a car, or if I want to fuck William Daniels or if I want to question my friendship with The Guy. To be completely honest though, I was a little turned on by all of this. Just a little. It is very naughty! Now I can’t stop thinking about William Daniels. Do you think he is single? Do you think he has a car? Do you think that when he drives people around they ask him to do the KITT voice from Knight Rider? Do you think 81-year-olds still jerk themselves off? What kind of porn does William Daniels like? These are the things that keep me up at night. If someone, anyone, knows William Daniels and you know that he likes porn, please send him this. I think he’d enjoy it!
HE SAYS:
I love that you know the actor who did the voice of KITT!
Not only does this girl fuck her gear shift, she also BLOWS it! She actually takes the time to pleasure her car with a blowjob before fucking it. What a girl!
This German woman starts off awesome but loses some points at the end! Kudos to her for giving her gear shift a nice, loving handjob and a little dirty talk before fucking it. Although I’m taking points off for pissing all over the car at the end. Hey, she’s German, that’s how they roll.
Now this girl has obviously just started dating her car because she makes her gear shift wear a condom.
This girl is just a mountain of fun. I don’t know if I would want to marry her or be her father, but I would definitely go on a road trip with her.
