My Best Friend Porn

Ho ho holy SHIT! This girls is fucking sexy! I’m going to go do something naughty, I don’t care if Santa can see me.

SHE SAYS:
What? Is that a Winnie the Pooh poster? WHAT? Is that a sweet photo of her kids? What is this woman doing, masturbating in her kids’ bedroom? I am seriously grossed out with this clip for more reasons than one. This girl’s eyebrows are weird and she sort of looks like a pig. While we are at it, can someone please tell me what is so great about fisting? I am just not into the idea of having an entire hand inside of me. Doesn’t that stretch out the goods? If someone could clear that up that’d be great. I was mean in this post. Sorry.

HE SAYS:
Gross.

HE SAYS:
Hey look, that girl I love is back for another round of awkward cam dancing! I actually LOVE the fact that she can’t do that professional stripper style dancing, it makes her more cute. But really, who cares if she can dance or not, her body is insane! She has perfect big natural boobs and a tiny waist. Thank you internet!

SHE SAYS:
This really does nothing for me. Ew – she is listening to the radio, and worse, it’s, the generic dance station! It’s probably KISS FM or some shit like that. I would have to disagree with The Guy and say that because of that reason alone it takes her out of any “cute” category. She does have a really great body though. I can’t disagree with that. I also wish I had her boobs. Anyways, maybe if you threw a guy in this clip and he was enjoying those melons I’d be able to watch it all the way through.

HE SAYS:
I’m normally not that into cam girls dancing around like strippers, spanking their asses in some crappy bedroom but this girl doesn’t have all her stipper moves down yet so it feels a little more “girl-next-door.” Her amazing body and nice song choice helps too.