Bubbling is the greatest innovation masturbation has seen in years. Bubbling is genius! Take any photo of your favorite girl in a bikini, bubble it and start FAPPING all over the place!
HE SAYS
When did it become commonplace for every fucking blowjob to sound like a gurgling tar pit? It’s so annoying. With the sound off, I give this clip a 9 out of 10. With the sound on, all her slurping takes it down to a 2. I’m not kidding, I can’t stand how loud porn actresses are these days. I’m an angry old man, GET OFF MY LAWN!
Even though I am not into super round fake tits, I still kind of love Heather Vandeven. She has a very sexy face and a hot little body. Some might even call her “tight and right!”
True story, I was never an “ass man” until I saw the above photo of Jessica Alba’s ass. Suddenly the ass was more appealing to me. I should clarify, I did not become a fan of anal, rather I started to take notice of the female ass more than I had before. Enough about me, who cares? Here’s a little tribute to Jessica Alba’s Perfect ass and her desire to constantly show it off on the beach. Thanks Jessica!