Nov 15 2010
Happy ending cock massage
Cute girl gives a nice oil massage to a giant horse cock.
Tag Archive 'big dick'
Nov 13 2009
Dick Towel! “Funny. Functional. Sexual.”
Oct 15 2009
These 18 year olds are awkward but hot.
SHE SAYS:
I know they have some awkward sex, but I just had the best orgasm watching it. I guess it reminded me of being a teenager and having sex in basements. Those were the days? Really? No, I don’t think those were really the days. But I would like some more car sex days. Now THOSE were the days. You know what days were really the days? These days. These days are the days, right? Yes, these days are the true days. The days I watch clips and masturbate about having teenage sex in basements are THE days.
HE SAYS:
Sep 12 2009
“OOOOooohhhh, yeah, I love it when you fart on my dick!”
SHE SAYS:
Yep, that’s right! This guy loves it when you fart on his dick. And this girl loves to fart. Nothin’ true love a brewin’ in this here porno clip. It was really weird to see someone so in love with bacterial gasses though. I actually have a ton of questions for this guy. I mean, does he think it is a sexy sound? Does he like the smell? Does he think it is “dirty” and therefore sexy? Really, who thinks farts are literally sexy? I find it sexy when a man is comfortable with himself and comfortable enough to fart in my presence, but I don’t exactly think I would call the actual farts sexy. OH, fart.
Aug 31 2009
Big dick, crazy in the eye cumshot and cum-covered commercial
SHE SAYS:
His cock doesn’t even look good to me. It looks too long. It looks like it would bruise my cervix. Who the hell wants a bruised cervix? Anyways, I love two things about this clip: 1.) The still that the clip has, she looks cross-eyed. 2.) THE FUCKING COMMERCIAL they make her do at the end while she is covered in cum! As if getting a facial isn’t embarrassing enough!
Aug 27 2009
“Oh god.” She should thank god for that cock. It’s a beauty!
SHE SAYS:
I guess I am into kitchen sex now, too. I’m also a fan of very sexy, and in this case slightly hooked penises, moderately hairy nether regions and 1997-era gel infused hairstyles. I do like this couple’s rough sex but am VERY annoyed with the “OH GOD” every two seconds. Oh! I almost forgot! Pay close attention to the shot of her face at 7:44. She looks like a retard. That is all. Enjoy!
HE SAYS:
Are you also a fan of naked guys in black socks and dress shoes?
