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SHE SAYS:
I actually have mixed feelings about this one. I sort of like that this couple is comfortable enough with their bodies to be naked on the beach. At the same time I sort of think that this couple should have known that their bodies are a little too below the average mark to be considered film worthy. So, yeah, they SHOULD enjoy their time and sun ravaged bodies with weird, butt-crack accentuating tan lines…I just think that they shouldn’t have filmed it. On that note, I guess I probably shouldn’t distribute it to all of my loyal, beautiful, sexy, fancy MBFP readers – but hey, who’s to judge, heh? HEH? I guess I will. I will judge myself. I suck for putting this up. So there. I suck. Live with it.

HE SAYS:
I don’t think the guy in this clip has a bad body. I hope I look that good when I’m his age. Yeah, the woman is not super great looking and she has a rather prominent FUPA, but at least she’s working it and loving getting jerked off on in the woods. I will be honest, this clip gave me a bonder. I meant to type “boner” but “bonder” came out. I think I will now refer to erections that I am slightly ashamed of as “bonders.”

SHE SAYS:
I am literally laughing out loud right now. You know that I refuse to type the acronym for that, but please know that reading “bonder” and then thinking that I should fix the typo and then loving that you made fun of it and then left it in. You are right, the guy in this clip actually has a pretty nice body for his age. The FUPA and general squareness of the woman’s body was what I was really referring to, but I didn’t want to single her out. You know what I forgot to mention? The woman’s pretty good-looking boobs for her age. They actually are great. This clip is totally bonder-worthy.

If there’s one thing Kyra is good at, it’s getting nude at the beach. She is a fucking pro at it!

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SHE SAYS:
What’s hotter than a white bbm ass fucking a black bbw in a moldy basement sauna (the kind that was installed by the neighbor because it “fell off a truck” and the aforementioned interracial couple decided that they would purchase said sauna and put it in their basement because they always wanted to lose weight and cleanse their bodies by “sweating it out” but end up just using it to fuck in, on occasion) on a hot summer day? This clip, that’s what! There are things about this clip that are sexy and others that DEFINITELY are not. The long shadows, warm summer orangey sun and oiled boobs? HOT. The five minutes of trying to get a boner back? Not so hot. Enjoy!

HE SAYS:
I think we are witnessing the beginning and end this guy’s porn career. Boy, she looks unhappy to be there.

Muriel wants you to look at her perfect big natural tits and touch yourself in an unholy way. DO IT!

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HE SAYS:
It’s kind of making me mad that these guys got to fuck hot chicks. The first nerdlinger fucks a sexy girl wearing heels and a corset right on his mom’s kitchen table. He doesn’t even bother taking off his glasses and sandals! Come one fella, at least try to look awesome for your girlfriend. The next guy isn’t much better. This lucky, sandal-wearing son-of-a-bitch gets to fuck a hottie right on a beautiful beach. Come on pal, hit the gym a couple days a week. I guess the joke is on me though, because I’m the nerd who’s watching these guys fuck on the internet. NERDS NERDS NERDS!

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