SHE SAYS:
Why not pull that porn periodical off the top shelf? Why not start masturbating on the couch? Why not run into the bathroom when you hear someone coming inside? That seems like a logical thing to do. Why not start fucking your friends on the couch? Why not stop fucking so you can all introduce yourself to the visitor? These are very polite and logical pornographers, and I love them.
HE SAYS:
The music and bathroom wallpaper are enough to give me a boner. The rest is just icing on the cummy cake.
I’m not sure what possessed Isabella Reneaux to strip out of her pink tutu and take a bath in the sink but that’s what she did. According to Playboy “Her ambition is to be an honest successful model who combines beauty with charity and change.” She’s going to be the Barack Obama of nude modeling!
Thanks to the good folks at Errotica Archives for asking tight little Ginnie to get naked and roll around on the bathroom floor. Well played Errotica Archives, well played.
HE SAYS:
We’ve all done it and although it never looks as sexy as it does in softcore cable porn it’s still pretty fun. So let’s watch some real amateur couple have sex in the shower shall we?
Your basic shower sex. I like this girl.
This girl is as bored by watching her boyfriend jerk off on her face as I am.
I hate this guy’s hair. They seem drunk too.
Finally, technically not shower sex but I have always liked this bathroom blowjob. I just hope she is not simultaneously pooping while sucking her boyfriend’s dick. Pee is OK.
SHE SAYS:
I was going to post this specifically for The Guy because I know he likes Maria Ozawa quite a bit…but I never knew how much I loved her until this clip. The first half is really nice. The way Maria handles his boner is lesson-worthy! It was so hot! Rarely do I get so turned on by a clip. It ended beautifully with a hot cumshot on the chest. The second half is even nicer. I only have two complaints – one is the ugly boas used in the second half, and the other is that the entire clip wasn’t longer. It turns me on SO much to see someone teased like Maria is teased in this clip. The nipple teasing is mindblowing! I am not embarrassed at all to say that had two orgasms from this clip. I am very happy to put this in “My Favorites” and “I Love Porn” piles, because I think all porn should be like this. I ♥ PORN!!!
HE SAYS: THANK YOU for finding this clip! I have never seen such a long Maria Ozawa scene that is uncensored. There’s something about girls who look too pretty to be in porn that really turns me on. I think it’s because I assume they WANT to be in porn and get off on knowing people are watching them have sex. These two scenes are incredible! Instant boner. The Girl is right, why can’t more porn be like this? It’s way hotter to watch good sex rather than forced porn weirdness. I ♥ The Girl for starting my day of perfectly!
HE SAYS:
I’m nearly speechless here people. This might be one of the least sexy things I have ever seen, on so many levels. On EVERY level! Not even this girl’s big soapy boobs can save this clip. I think the guy literally falls asleep with his face buried in her crotch at one point! This clip is so weird and horrible it almost becomes art. I have the opposite of a boner right now.
Sonya C. knows the importance of good hygiene. She spends the day soaking in the bath and soaps up her amazing naked body in an effort to be perfectly clean. She’s clean, I have a boner, everyone wins. Thanks Sonya!
Even the name Saskia is sexy and makes me want to make sweet love in some random European cabin in the mountains. You know what? I really like naked girls. Thanks for being naked Saskia!
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