SHE SAYS:
So what? So I have never had a day like this with one of my friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like to watch! What makes this great is the natural boobs, the nipple play, and the bountiful fingering. Sure, their boobs can be a bit bigger and this could have been filmed in 2009 instead of 1999, but it is still very, VERY masturbation worthy. I can vouch or that…I got two hot orgasms thanks to these two hot lesbians.
SHE SAYS:
Spoiler alert! Guess what? They don’t make out, they don’t kiss each other’s nipples, but damn, I want to be on the beach with them so bad. I have never been topless on a beach but I would assume that it would be a lot of fun. It would be even more fun to be topless on the beach with a sexy guy – at night – both drinking a Sex on the Beach and then fooling around in the moonlight. Now I am horny.
HE SAYS:
This is the single greatest moment ever captured on film or video. This belongs in the Smithsonian museum.
SHE SAYS:
What says “I ♥ Inauguration Day” better than a muscley, tan, testosterone-and-implant-filled woman wearing a flag inspired bathing suit? NOTHING! I ♥ Obama and Patriotic Porn!
SHE SAYS:
I was laughing out loud during this entire clip. First off, the editing rivals some of the most influential 90s music videos. I am sure The Guy could help me with figuring out some of the techniques used in this clip. I think that “sweetening” is the general term for all of the craziness going on here. So, you ask…what are the highlights? There are so many! First off, I really enjoy the introduction where everyone is kind of stepping on each other’s toes to say their fake name and state their affiliation with this pseudo-Hefner “Pussyman”. I love the neon bathing suits, the fake boobs, the trampoline, the fucking WHILE EATING, the belly flops, the cameraman, the tattoos…this is just the best summer party ever!
HE SAYS:
What, you don’t think some girls are actually named “Candy Apple,” “Santa Fe” or “Candy Vegas?” I suppose you think the last girl, Carmen, is using a fake name too. That is actually one of my favorite parts! All the girls give their stupid fake names and the last girl just goes “Carmen.” When the eating/fucking guy cums 2 drops and says “I’m almost out of ammo” I thought he said “I’m almost out of HAM.” I like that better and henceforth will refer to my cum as HAM!
SHE SAYS:
HE SAYS:
