Oct 31 2009
Sexy long legs from MC-Nudes
MC-Nudes has given me a boner. I predict MC-Nudes will be giving you a boner soon. Trust me, I’m a boner expert. Wait, that came out wrong.
Naked babes with long sexy legs!
Tag Archive 'asian'
Oct 28 2009
GIANT LACTATING NIPPLES AND FANCY MUSIC!
SHE SAYS:
There’s not much more to say about this clip. If you click on that giant gray arrow, you will find yourself in the world of giant Asian lactating nipples and also fancy music. I guess I didn’t tell you in the title about her ethnicity. I apologize for that. I now apologize for making this longer than it needs to be. OK: GIANT ASIAN LACTATING NIPPLES + FANCY MUSIC = THIS CLIP. Enjoy!
HE SAYS:
WOW, those are a couple of the biggest areolas I have ever seen! Her whole boob is a giant nipple. I would like to point out that with this post, The Girl has posted our 1,000th post! High Five Girl!
Oct 27 2009
She likes Sugar Ray…and cock.
SHE SAYS:
What? This tanning bed and light jeans loving Fuck holds this poor little Asian above his head while he licks her pussy. This just doesn’t look comfortable. Well, hang on to your knickers and thongs everybody, this guy loves to mime spanking with his belt almost as much as he loves the smell of bleach during his 8AM salon appointments with Judy. I have to say though, as much as I hate her taste in music and his personal style, I kinda liked the blow job and I liked the way it looked when he was entering her from behind. But WAIT! If you are going to skip around, like I did, skip to 23:00. Let’s just say the editing doesn’t make any sense and I think it is probably the best thing ever.
Oct 20 2009
It would be SO COOL to have sex with her!
SHE SAYS:
“…if I could just have sex with her, OH BOY!”
“Oh YAY, your cock is hard, rock hard!”
“It’s a nice big load and it tastes really yummy, too.”
“I think uniforms are so much sexier than just being naked. Don’t they feel great?”
“Why do I need a rectal exam…it’s kinda gross, and embarrassing.”
I am not too crazy about anime porn, but this one wasn’t too bad. As a matter of fact, it got me kinda horny and I laughed out loud to some of the lines. So, enjoy this clip about one lucky man’s sexy journey as assistant manager of an apartment building.
Oct 07 2009
Awesome Korean girl gets cum up her nose
HE SAYS:
I REALLY liked this clip and this girl. Tons of really sexy boob touching. Even all the boob touching over the shirt was incredibly hot! The POV was a little shaky, so be sure to take some Dramamine first and be prepared to wait a long time for this guy to cum out of hie weird skinny dick. Also, why cum up her nose when she has those perfectly sexy tits just waiting for it? This guy needs to get his priorities straight.
Sep 16 2009
His dick’s not that big. Stop crying like a fucking baby.
SHE SAYS:
I apologize for my level of hate in this post, it is just that I am just so unbelievably tired of these fucking Japanese girls whining and whimpering like fucking babies. Enjoy sex, like a woman would. Stop acting like a child.
Sep 12 2009
Crazy Asian tentacle porn!
HE SAYS:
Seriously, somebody needs to explain to me what it is about Japanese culture that leads to all this insane fetish porn. I guess it’s all the repression. I like that at first this girl is terrified of this horny monster but eventually becomes so turned on that she sucks his giant mouth dick and takes a load of tentacle cum all over her pixelated pussy. More proof that chicks dig bad boys.
Sep 02 2009
Really long Maria Ozawa clip for The Guy (and me!)
SHE SAYS:
Maria Ozawa is sexy and everyone knows it. I think that the crying/whining in the clip is a bit annoying and the guy is a bit gross, but overall this is a pretty sexy clip. I think you’ll enjoy all 44:54 minutes of it.
HE SAYS:
Agreed, the prerequisite Asian crying is always annoying but I really do love Maria Ozawa. She is simply too pretty to be in porn and that’s a turn-on for me. Thanks for finding this, most of her stuff is censored.
