SHE SAYS:
I thought that this clip had promise. It starts with a shower scene. Nice, right? This Russian gal has real boobs and a tight body. Hm…very nice. Then this cute guy waltzes in and starts munching her lady parts. Very nice. Oooh, big dick, too. VERY VERY NICE. The girl and the guy are decent. They look like they would fuck outside of the scene, and that’s what makes it more believable. OK, all so far so good, right? Well, it turns sour. I didn’t like this lady’s choice of vocal appreciation. Too baby-like and very repetitive. She also didn’t look like she was enjoying herself at all. Here’s the worst part: THE FUCKING JERK-YOUR-SELF-OFF-FOR-35-MINUTES ending. Yeah. It was that bad! This woman looked so incredibly bored trying to act like she had something to do while he jerked himself off. What the FLYING FUCKING FUCK happened to female orgasms? The cum shot was demeaning. Also, the 2-second rule probably doesn’t apply to cum. I wonder if anyone has ever asked that question.
HE SAYS:
Um, you forgot the part where she FUCKS HIS BIG TOE! Huh? The ending is hilarious! She keeps looking at the camera in total confusion. What the hell is she moaning for? Porn is so dumb sometimes.
HE SAYS:
Who is this Jeff character and why did this sexy blonde wreck her awesome body with his name? No matter who Jeff is, it was a bad idea for this girl to get his name tattooed just above her pussy. Who could he be? Her boyfriend, pimp, husband, brother, son? All are options I don’t want to think about while I’m fucking you in my machine shop. Even if the guy in this clip IS Jeff (doubtful) it’s still a bad tattoo. I just don’t trust this Jeff guy!
HE SAYS:
I think the setting in this clip is supposed to be an army tent but hanging a couple green sheets on the wall doesn’t quite make it feel like M*A*S*H. Although this scene includes all the same old porn standards like, gaping buttholes and spitting on cocks (why?), I still liked it. The soundtrack sounded like a Knight Rider pinball machine looping the same song over and over as it sits alone in the corner of the arcade. This guy obviously liked the one girl better because he gave her all the cum at the end. The other girl was left to watch like a hungry puppy as her friend received 90% of his commie jizz. He even goes so far as to lick up what little cum she had on her chin and spit it on the other girl. That’s just not fair!
HE SAYS:
Man, porn sure can be predictable. This has all the usual stuff like fucking in several positions, a total lack of pubic hair, bad music, anal sex and of course a stupid gagging blowjob. What is the fucking appeal of making a girl choke? It’s dumb. Anyway, even though this clip does not break any new ground it’s a pretty hot scene. Lorena Aquino has incredible big natural tits and awesome tan lines. I was happy the guy decided to cum on her boobs and not her face, it’s way hotter. Oh, and is everyone in Brazil covered in star tattoos?
SHE SAYS:
Is it just me, or is the music in this clip incredibly sad? I almost got teary eyed during this clip. No one was enjoying this themselves, especially me! The anal was horrible, the guy was gross and the Katie Gold looked like she was in pain. Horrible. Gross. Vintage. Porn. Sorry.
HE SAYS:
Let’s see… A cute French woman interviews some bald guy about something French. If I understood the conversation they were talking about French toast, French fries and soccer. After that they go to an empty room with a sad bed and an ugly bedspread. I think we review bedspreads on this site as much as we review porn. They have pretty good sex and he has a pretty big watch. When in France!
SHE SAYS:
This girl has the body that I want. Not the body that I want to touch or “be with” but the type of body that I want for myself. I actually started looking for porn today with the goal of finding the body I could use for inspiration. I want to start working out and well, I want to be hot! Anyhoo, this gal’s body is, I think, attainable and I WANT IT. She is curvy, yet toned and is all woman. I think that The Guy will like the soapy goodness of the beginning of the clip. I personally like this clip because I think the guy is incredibly cute and his dick is amazing. I like them as a couple as well. The measuring confuses the hell out of me and the anal wasn’t needed, but overall, HOT clip!
HE SAYS:
I did like the soapy goodness very much and agree that over all this is a hot scene. I was distracted by the image of the voice-over people and what it must have been like in the studio when they were recording all their sex sounds. Were the guy and the girl in the booth together? Were they looking at each other? Did they get horny? Did he get a boner? Did they have an awkward moment in the parking lot before fucking on the hood of his Italian sports car? These are things I need to know.
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