My Best Friend Porn

More sexy self shot girls getting naked in the mirror and disappointing their fathers.

 

HE SAYS:
OK, I realize this clip is sort of fake. The couple might be real but I don’t think they are in any real danger of getting caught but who cares, this scene is fucking hot! This girl has an incredible body and two of the nicest boobs you will ever see. Speaking of those boobs, they get covered in cum. Thank you porn, you’re my best friend!

Is it wrong to be turned on by a woman dressed as Dora The Explorer?

Hey perverts, here are a bunch of naked girls with tan lines. Look, you can see where their clothes used to be!

Salute to Tan Lines – Vol. 2

 

SHE SAYS:
I am not amused. For many reasons this guy creeps me out. The frosted hair, the tan, leathery skin, the dog tag, the fucking PIERCED DICK, the endless facial. This guy not only creeps me out, he has given me the opportunity to show you what I don’t like in a man. He really is the antithesis of my ideal man.

HE SAYS:
This very cute girl is masturbating while watching porn. So if you are a girl, I am asking you to film yourself masturbating to this clip of this girl masturbating to that couple having sex. Get it? Then I will post that clip of you masturbating to her masturbating to them so another girl can film herself masturbating to you masturbating to her masturbating to them having sex. We will continue this until the end of the world. Thank you.

SHE SAYS:
I think I counted 37,442 breasts in this clip. I think that The Guy will definitely love this. I never thought so much flashing, masturbating, and exploiting of huge natural and fake tits could be contained into just one hour, but this clip proves me wrong! So go ahead, unzip your pants, sit back and enjoy 57 minutes and 35 seconds of breast heaven.

HE SAYS:
I have never wanted to buy a Girls Gone Wild DVD until I saw a commercial for this one, but I could not bring myself to do it. Imagine how excited I was to see The Girl’s post this morning! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. I am literally going to spend the rest of my life masturbating to this video. I thank you.

SHE SAYS:
I actually have mixed feelings about this one. I sort of like that this couple is comfortable enough with their bodies to be naked on the beach. At the same time I sort of think that this couple should have known that their bodies are a little too below the average mark to be considered film worthy. So, yeah, they SHOULD enjoy their time and sun ravaged bodies with weird, butt-crack accentuating tan lines…I just think that they shouldn’t have filmed it. On that note, I guess I probably shouldn’t distribute it to all of my loyal, beautiful, sexy, fancy MBFP readers – but hey, who’s to judge, heh? HEH? I guess I will. I will judge myself. I suck for putting this up. So there. I suck. Live with it.

HE SAYS:
I don’t think the guy in this clip has a bad body. I hope I look that good when I’m his age. Yeah, the woman is not super great looking and she has a rather prominent FUPA, but at least she’s working it and loving getting jerked off on in the woods. I will be honest, this clip gave me a bonder. I meant to type “boner” but “bonder” came out. I think I will now refer to erections that I am slightly ashamed of as “bonders.”

SHE SAYS:
I am literally laughing out loud right now. You know that I refuse to type the acronym for that, but please know that reading “bonder” and then thinking that I should fix the typo and then loving that you made fun of it and then left it in. You are right, the guy in this clip actually has a pretty nice body for his age. The FUPA and general squareness of the woman’s body was what I was really referring to, but I didn’t want to single her out. You know what I forgot to mention? The woman’s pretty good-looking boobs for her age. They actually are great. This clip is totally bonder-worthy.