My Best Friend Porn » 69

Foreign sex on the beach!

The Girl — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:00:19 +0000

SHE SAYS:
What’s hotter than a white bbm ass fucking a black bbw in a moldy basement sauna (the kind that was installed by the neighbor because it “fell off a truck” and the aforementioned interracial couple decided that they would purchase said sauna and put it in their basement because they always wanted to lose weight and cleanse their bodies by “sweating it out” but end up just using it to fuck in, on occasion) on a hot summer day? This clip, that’s what! There are things about this clip that are sexy and others that DEFINITELY are not. The long shadows, warm summer orangey sun and oiled boobs? HOT. The five minutes of trying to get a boner back? Not so hot. Enjoy!

HE SAYS:
I think we are witnessing the beginning and end this guy’s porn career. Boy, she looks unhappy to be there.

Cute-ish Asian gives a blowjob and gets a free mustache ride

The Guy — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:00:56 +0000

HE SAYS:
I’ve been on vacation for a week but I’m back and ready to spread the good word about porn! Thank you to The Girl for keeping the site up and running while I was gone. Isn’t she the best? I watched this clip before having dinner and watching Lost on the DVR so now I have forgotten everything I wanted to say about it. From memory, this sort of cute Asian gives a very nice blowjob before hopping on top of a fuzzy mustache for a ride. No cumshot? I’m sorry but I need a cumshot.

SHE SAYS:
Awwwwww. The Guy is the best! He put up something for everyday before he left, AND fixed our WordPress problem literally right when he came back. How’s that for dedication? This clip is OK. Definitely cute-ish. Now, if there is one thing that I think I may have a fetish for, it is eyebrows. I love eyebrows on men and on women, and despise the looks of the people that lack them. I just don’t find those people attractive. I also don’t like when they are completely drawn-on. This woman has some weird sperm-shaped drawn-on eyebrows that scare me. Guess what I love to see though? I love the view when getting a mustache ride. Especially if the man giving said ride is very sexy man and has nice eyebrows.

I hate fake girls.

The Girl — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:00:59 +0000

SHE SAYS:
OK. There is nothing I hate more than a girl with fake boobs, a fake tan, and fake reactions to sex. I do not believe for one second that behind all of those planned facial movements and rehearsed phrases she actually enjoyed any part of this scene. I am not even sure if this girl has ever had an orgasm in her life. Does anyone find what this girl does attractive in any way? Wouldn’t you rather see real people have real sex with real orgasms? Am I missing something here? Prove me wrong, please. Then I’d have much more to choose from when I want to get off.

Threesome in HELL. I will refrain from saying that it is “hot.”

The Girl — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:10:24 +0000

SHE SAYS:
Body paint. Weirdness. HELL. Cage girls. Fucking. Anger. Devil horns. Screaming. My orgasm. Wait, what? Yeah. I know. I was surprised, too. I already had an orgasm this evening and then my body wants me to masturbate to this monstrosity of a clip. Can anyone please tell me what the hell is going on in this clip? Why are there body-painted girls in cages? Did someone have an airbrush gun and decide to use it in this clip because they didn’t have a use for it elsewhere? This clip gave me an orgasm, but I don’t know how. I may have been thinking of something else.

HE SAYS:
I can’t believe something this silly can actually give me a boner. Am I really that easy? Are The Girl and I that perverted that this clip works for us? I guess porn really is my best friend.