My Best Friend Porn

It all started when I saw the image above. I thought to myself “Who is this classy lady and are there other fancy girls just like her out there?” The next thing you know, I’m up to my eyeballs in cock tattoos! I immediately felt it was my duty to compile the most extensive collection of penis tattoos and share it with the world. I think I found my calling.

I guess this is what happens when you work at a tattoo shop and have a little extra time on your hands.

Have you seen “Up In The Air” starring George Clooney? If not, I know you will now. Yeah it’s a good movie but the real reason to see it is the incredible ass and side boob of Sarah Tuttle. Who the hell is Sarah Tuttle? Sarah Tuttle is the nude body double for Vera Farmiga and in 9 seconds she made me fall in love with her. Vera Farmiga has been naked in a lot of movies but gave birth to a child only a few weeks before shooting “Up In The Air,” so the decision was made to use a body double. It’s obvious why Sarah Tuttle was chosen.

We salute you Sarah Tuttle!

I can’t decide if I love the internet or hate it. I think I might hate it. Well, I don’t know, maybe I love it. I honestly can’t decide.

So anyway, Lazer Tits

While there is no chance I would ever allow a product from Axe touch my body, especially a god damn BALL SCRUBBER, I can still appreciate 3 minutes of dirty ball jokes.

Lady Gaga is not my cup of tea, but that doesn’t mean YOU can’t jerk off like crazy to all this photos of her tits, nipples and ass.

Lady Gaga Naked & Nip Slip Pics

This made my day.