Aug 09 2010
Is there anything better than a hot girl topless or naked at the beach? Maybe a nude girl on a boat, but that’s about it. I give you the gift of nude amateurs at the beach!
Jul 23 2010
Jul 12 2010
When the Pixies released Surfer Rosa in 1988 I instantly became a fan. How could an 18 year-old kid not love a record of incredible songs with a beautiful topless flamenco dancer on the album cover? Surfer Rosa was a double threat! That album spent many weeks on my turntable and that record jacket spent even more time in my bathroom. And thank god this was a time just before CDs took hold of the market, how could I masturbate to a tiny photo on a CD cover?
The cover is just sexy! Obviously the beautiful naked breasts were the focus of my attention but the whole scene is erotic in a sort of dark and dirty way. The woman on the cover, known only as “a friend of a friend,” personified sexuality for me. She was mysteriously confident but vulnerable and the whole scene seemed forbidden and foreign, which was pretty much what sex was to me at age 18.
The photograph was the idea of Black Francis and was taken by Simon Larbalestier who photographed most, if not all, of the Pixies album art.
The big question is who is this woman and where is she now? Sadly I can not find an answer to that question but not for a lack of trying.
Surfer Rosa Girl, I salute you. Thanks for the memories.
Jul 09 2010
Want to learn more about the great sport of tittyfucking? Just ask this knowledgeable robot.
For the record… best tittyfuck ever below.
Jul 06 2010
I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!
The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.
Jun 18 2010
Well, it’s about time the Breakfast Club was made into a porno! This time around the principal is a woman (for obvious reasons) and the misfit students are in college (for obvious reasons).
Here’s the official synopsis:
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit parodies The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody & The Office: A XXX Parody, comes a Sexy Spoof of one of the most Awesome movies of all time in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY!
When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY gives viewers the Sucking & Fucking that was sorely lacking from the iconic film! From the school’s star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner, to the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl, to the class Geek popping cherries in his “totally-not-fake” memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex, a beautiful Dean with a mean streak and a craving for cock, and you’ve got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since… ever!
Teen Angst has never been so funny & steamy as it is in THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY.
Starring Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.
Jun 08 2010
A balloon man cumming balloon cum all over a balloon woman’s balloon tits. That is all.
