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Jun 30 2010

Wives + husbands + cum = facials

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This clip was titled “Compilation Of Wives Getting Facials” however I can’t verify that these are in fact wives. Do you really care pervert? No, no you don’t. Couple things to note… to the lady in first clip, if you agree to let someone give you a facial, don’t act like he’s shooting silly string all over you. Stop giggling and flinching already. And to the guy at the 3:16 mark, what is wrong with your dick hole? Why does your cum spray out like a one of those water toys you hook up to a hose? You need ot have that hole looked at.

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Jun 06 2010

Dark skin massaged by pink lady

Yoko (that’s her name, I’m not trying to make a hilarious racist joke) gets a massage from a woman who has the skin of freshly shaved ham. Enjoy!

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More ham hands

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Jun 04 2010

The World’s Largest Gallery of Penis Tattoos

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It all started when I saw the image above. I thought to myself “Who is this classy lady and are there other fancy girls just like her out there?” The next thing you know, I’m up to my eyeballs in cock tattoos! I immediately felt it was my duty to compile the most extensive collection of penis tattoos and share it with the world. I think I found my calling.

I guess this is what happens when you work at a tattoo shop and have a little extra time on your hands.

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May 24 2010

HUGE retro nipples and HUGE retro bush!

Good lord! First she hypnotizes you with her giant areolas and then she traps you in her thick 70s bush. I don’t know what happens after that.

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Mar 25 2010

Amazing new Sofi A. photos

I love Sofi A and I love these new photos of her wearing her pink shirt incorrectly.

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Mar 22 2010

Lazertits.com

I can’t decide if I love the internet or hate it. I think I might hate it. Well, I don’t know, maybe I love it. I honestly can’t decide.

So anyway, Lazer Tits

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Mar 02 2010

The worst thing I have ever seen

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How did they manage to film my nightmares? Is it possible for this actress to take enough showers to wash away the memory of this?


Jodie Moore Doesn’t Think Fucking A Clown Is Funny brought to you by PornHub

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Feb 16 2010

Server problems don’t give me a boner

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We have been having problems with our current hosting company and are in the (painful) process of transferring to a new company. We will be back up and running in a couple days. Please say sorry to your wieners for us.

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