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Chick with huge nipples fucking a nerd

The Guy — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:15:47 +0000

Come on pal, don’t you think you should leave the South Park T-shirt in the drawer when a sexy babe with huge tits and giant nipples wants to fuck you? In fact, maybe you are at an age where it’s time to loose the cartoon shirts altogether.

Hidden shower cam catches more than just big natural tits.

The Guy — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 05:41:42 +0000

So… here’s an amateur with big natural tits taking a shower on hidden camera. Oh, and by the way, she totally picks her nose and eats a booger.

Merry Christmas.

45 minutes of amateur facials

The Guy — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:58:54 +0000

I’m not really a fan of facial porn. I don’t see the point because clearly most woman don’t want anything to do with having their face splattered with cum. I’m sure a few women out there like it but let’s face it, most hate it. Hey “Let’s Face It” would be a great title for a facial compilation. Anyway, I do like that these are mostly homemade clips. Enjoy, perverts.

Wish this guy had a better camera phone

The Guy — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:35:35 +0000

Look, if you’re going to film yourself having sex with a girl who has incredible big tits, please be responsible and buy a better camera phone. Rude.

Alexis Silver fucks on a desk and gets some cum (sort of) on her big natural tits.

The Guy — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 13:54:02 +0000

Alexis Silver is a terrible private detective. She should be pounding the pavement, looking for the guy who stole your credit cards but instead SHE’S getting pounded on her desk. Sadly, this otherwise great scene ends with about 1 drop of depressing cum dribbling on her amazing huge natural tits. Come on dude, get on the Peter North “ropes” diet!

Incredible Latina tits getting tittyfucked

The Guy — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:31:19 +0000

I love this sexy Lantina. I love her curvy body and her big, soft, dark, natural tits. I love watching her get fucked but I hate listening to the guy moaning and swearing like a turd. He really should have cum all over those great tits but he chose the mouth, something she was not so excited about. Guys always ruin porn these days.

Ron Burgundy sex tape?

The Guy — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 16:27:50 +0000

This guy’s entire look is super sweet. The glasses, the mustache… ¡Perfecto! II like to pretend this is Ron Burgundy fucking his wife but Ron Burgundy would never get married and he would have a much nicer house. Maybe this is Ron’s younger brother Bob Burgundy who never quite made it in life. Yeah, that’s it.

Fat guy gets his tiny penis jerked and mocked for 5 minutes

The Guy — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:00:42 +0000

“Like throwing a toothpick into the grand canyon.”

“Like throwing a corn dog down a hallway.”

I have to admit, this girl is pretty funny as she mocks this guy’s tiny dick.

Wives + husbands + cum = facials

The Guy — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:36:16 +0000

This clip was titled “Compilation Of Wives Getting Facials” however I can’t verify that these are in fact wives. Do you really care pervert? No, no you don’t. Couple things to note… to the lady in first clip, if you agree to let someone give you a facial, don’t act like he’s shooting silly string all over you. Stop giggling and flinching already. And to the guy at the 3:16 mark, what is wrong with your dick hole? Why does your cum spray out like a one of those water toys you hook up to a hose? You need ot have that hole looked at.

Dark skin massaged by pink lady

The Guy — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 20:03:41 +0000

Yoko (that’s her name, I’m not trying to make a hilarious racist joke) gets a massage from a woman who has the skin of freshly shaved ham. Enjoy!

More ham hands