Aug 28 2010
This guy’s entire look is super sweet. The glasses, the mustache… ¡Perfecto! II like to pretend this is Ron Burgundy fucking his wife but Ron Burgundy would never get married and he would have a much nicer house. Maybe this is Ron’s younger brother Bob Burgundy who never quite made it in life. Yeah, that’s it.
Jul 30 2010
“Like throwing a toothpick into the grand canyon.”
“Like throwing a corn dog down a hallway.”
I have to admit, this girl is pretty funny as she mocks this guy’s tiny dick.
Jun 30 2010
This clip was titled “Compilation Of Wives Getting Facials” however I can’t verify that these are in fact wives. Do you really care pervert? No, no you don’t. Couple things to note… to the lady in first clip, if you agree to let someone give you a facial, don’t act like he’s shooting silly string all over you. Stop giggling and flinching already. And to the guy at the 3:16 mark, what is wrong with your dick hole? Why does your cum spray out like a one of those water toys you hook up to a hose? You need ot have that hole looked at.
Jun 06 2010
Yoko (that’s her name, I’m not trying to make a hilarious racist joke) gets a massage from a woman who has the skin of freshly shaved ham. Enjoy!
Jun 04 2010
It all started when I saw the image above. I thought to myself “Who is this classy lady and are there other fancy girls just like her out there?” The next thing you know, I’m up to my eyeballs in cock tattoos! I immediately felt it was my duty to compile the most extensive collection of penis tattoos and share it with the world. I think I found my calling.
I guess this is what happens when you work at a tattoo shop and have a little extra time on your hands.
May 24 2010
Good lord! First she hypnotizes you with her giant areolas and then she traps you in her thick 70s bush. I don’t know what happens after that.
Mar 25 2010
Mar 22 2010
I can’t decide if I love the internet or hate it. I think I might hate it. Well, I don’t know, maybe I love it. I honestly can’t decide.
So anyway, Lazer Tits
