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Happy New Year you fucking peverts!

The Guy — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 15:23:05 +0000

I hope your New Year’s celebration is a s good as this guy’s!

The best Jenya D photos EVER!

The Guy — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:58:26 +0000

Holy fucking shit, I love you Met-Art! Jenya D is flawless and these are the sexiest pics ever taken of you incredible nude body. I wonder how long the photographer’s boner lasted. A week? Month? Best Jenya D photos ever!

Met-Art RULES!

Jessica Paré from Mad Men topless, nude and lesbian sex scenes

The Guy — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 23:23:45 +0000

I love Mad Men and I love Don Draper’s secretary (and more) Megan, played by Jessica Paré! I love Jessica Paré even more when she’s topless or nude and gives us a glimpse of those big natural tits. She’s been nude a few times, most recently in “Hot Tub Time Machine.” She also has some sexy lesbian sex in “Lost & Delirious” with her costar Piper Perabo, thank you very much. So Jessica Paré, we salute you, we salute Mad Men and we salute your amazing nude tits!

Jessica Paré Nude Gallery

I want to see the Reno 911 porn parody!

The Guy — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:33:54 +0000

I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!

The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=biCCemhtD4g

Fireman gets laid…finally!

The Girl — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:13 +0000

SHE SAYS:
Whenever I sit down and think about all the people that don’t get fucked enough (this is a nightly ponder by the way), one segment of the population consistently comes to mind: Firemen. Firemen just don’t get the credit, or the sex credit, they deserve. It’s blatantly obvious they need to get laid. What other profession has a calendar promoting their eligibility? What other profession is so sexually desperate? I am embarrassed for them, actually. I am just happy to see that one very kind-hearted young lady decided to make this fireman very happy, breaking the long drought that all Firemen have had to face.

Happy Halloween! Alien fucking and Ron Jeremy all pissed off, OH MY!

The Girl — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:00:48 +0000

SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.

80s Lezzies enjoy wearing pearls and getting naked with each other.

The Girl — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:00:07 +0000

SHE SAYS:
They also like wearing the same pair of thong underwear extra high on the thigh when they are tanning, as to not mess up that perfect tan line. And they like belly chains. And they like perms. And they like ballet-inspired-flesh-colored-high-heels. 80s lesbians like a lot of things, but there’s nothing they like more than poon diving. Enjoy these lesbians enjoy sexy 80s porny life.

GIANT LACTATING NIPPLES AND FANCY MUSIC!

The Girl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:20:14 +0000

SHE SAYS:
There’s not much more to say about this clip. If you click on that giant gray arrow, you will find yourself in the world of giant Asian lactating nipples and also fancy music. I guess I didn’t tell you in the title about her ethnicity. I apologize for that. I now apologize for making this longer than it needs to be. OK: GIANT ASIAN LACTATING NIPPLES + FANCY MUSIC = THIS CLIP. Enjoy!

HE SAYS:
WOW, those are a couple of the biggest areolas I have ever seen! Her whole boob is a giant nipple. I would like to point out that with this post, The Girl has posted our 1,000th post! High Five Girl!

She likes Sugar Ray…and cock.

The Girl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:13:04 +0000

SHE SAYS:
What? This tanning bed and light jeans loving Fuck holds this poor little Asian above his head while he licks her pussy. This just doesn’t look comfortable. Well, hang on to your knickers and thongs everybody, this guy loves to mime spanking with his belt almost as much as he loves the smell of bleach during his 8AM salon appointments with Judy. I have to say though, as much as I hate her taste in music and his personal style, I kinda liked the blow job and I liked the way it looked when he was entering her from behind. But WAIT! If you are going to skip around, like I did, skip to 23:00. Let’s just say the editing doesn’t make any sense and I think it is probably the best thing ever.

Is that a human tail stub on this naked gal? I think so!

The Girl — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:00:37 +0000

SHE SAYS:
Don’t you love the internet? Don’t you love freaks? I know I do! I wonder if this girl knows she had a stub. I wonder if it was removed when she was a child. I guess she could have grown up with the stub, ridiculed every day of her grade-school life, losing a bit of self-esteem with every tear that streamed down her face as she was being chased home by bullies. I guess she could have grown up and decided to use the last ounce of confidence she had deep inside of her to start practicing her dance moves in front of the mirror to “What a Feeling” blasting in the background. Being very inspired by Flashdance and Jennifer Beals’ nose modification story she could have then used that inspiration and new-found, self-taught dancing skills and auditioned at Legz, at 5.1 stars, the highest rating that a strip club can achieve on alphapro.com. The judges (yes, Legz has judges, three judges, sitting behind a long folding table with a white table cloth, just like the movie. As a matter of fact, the audition for Legz is also in a loft) could have been wowed and deeply moved by her story and could have then decided to give her a dancing job. After triumphantly getting the gig she could have then felt better than she ever had in all of her life. She could have then used tail to her advantage, putting condoms on it and violating other stripper’s belly-buttons as a form of legal artistic sex that West Virginians would tip her $20s for. She could have then saved those $20s and put them in her Popeye cookie jar, waiting for the day that she could get it removed. She could have saved enough money to get it removed, but only in Mexico. She could have then felt so liberated by her tail removal that she then decided to get into porn, first by making this clip in a hotel room in Mexico with her surgeon. But that’s all just speculation.