Dec 31 2010
Happy New Year you fucking peverts!
I hope your New Year’s celebration is a s good as this guy’s!
Dec 31 2010
I hope your New Year’s celebration is a s good as this guy’s!
Oct 27 2010
Holy fucking shit, I love you Met-Art! Jenya D is flawless and these are the sexiest pics ever taken of you incredible nude body. I wonder how long the photographer’s boner lasted. A week? Month? Best Jenya D photos ever!
Oct 19 2010

I love Mad Men and I love Don Draper’s secretary (and more) Megan, played by Jessica Paré! I love Jessica Paré even more when she’s topless or nude and gives us a glimpse of those big natural tits. She’s been nude a few times, most recently in “Hot Tub Time Machine.” She also has some sexy lesbian sex in “Lost & Delirious” with her costar Piper Perabo, thank you very much. So Jessica Paré, we salute you, we salute Mad Men and we salute your amazing nude tits!
Jessica Paré Nude Gallery
Jul 06 2010
I especially want to see the Reno 911 porno after this review by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant!
The official Reno 911 porn parody trailer.
Nov 06 2009
SHE SAYS:
Whenever I sit down and think about all the people that don’t get fucked enough (this is a nightly ponder by the way), one segment of the population consistently comes to mind: Firemen. Firemen just don’t get the credit, or the sex credit, they deserve. It’s blatantly obvious they need to get laid. What other profession has a calendar promoting their eligibility? What other profession is so sexually desperate? I am embarrassed for them, actually. I am just happy to see that one very kind-hearted young lady decided to make this fireman very happy, breaking the long drought that all Firemen have had to face.
Oct 30 2009
SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.
Oct 29 2009
SHE SAYS:
They also like wearing the same pair of thong underwear extra high on the thigh when they are tanning, as to not mess up that perfect tan line. And they like belly chains. And they like perms. And they like ballet-inspired-flesh-colored-high-heels. 80s lesbians like a lot of things, but there’s nothing they like more than poon diving. Enjoy these lesbians enjoy sexy 80s porny life.
Oct 28 2009
SHE SAYS:
There’s not much more to say about this clip. If you click on that giant gray arrow, you will find yourself in the world of giant Asian lactating nipples and also fancy music. I guess I didn’t tell you in the title about her ethnicity. I apologize for that. I now apologize for making this longer than it needs to be. OK: GIANT ASIAN LACTATING NIPPLES + FANCY MUSIC = THIS CLIP. Enjoy!
HE SAYS:
WOW, those are a couple of the biggest areolas I have ever seen! Her whole boob is a giant nipple. I would like to point out that with this post, The Girl has posted our 1,000th post! High Five Girl!