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I need answers and I need them now. What the fuck is happening in this photo? Is that girl so sick of her dad lounging around the house naked with a boner that she is going to finally punch him right in the balls? IS she doing an interpretive dance? Help me with this!

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Warm birthday wishes to porn legend Harry Reems!

This guy has fucked pretty much every awesome classic porn star that existed in the 70s and 80s. Although he ended his porn career with 1988’s “Ginger Lynn Non-Stop,” his filmography is long and distinguished. He is most famous for his roll as Dr. Young in “Deep Throat” but he also acts in two of my favorite Doris Wishman films, “Deadly Weapons” starring Chesty Morgan and “Let Me Die A woman.” Did you know he was also in “Klute” starring Jane Fonda?

His long list of films include such classic titles as:
- The Altar of Lust (1971)
- Head Nurse (1973)
- Devil in Miss Jones (1973)
- Bedroom Bedlam (1973)
- Hotel Hooker (1974)
- Butterflies (1975) – SEE BELOW
- Every Inch a Lady (1975)
- Erotic Dr. Jekyll (1976)
- For Your Thighs Only (1984)
- Whore of the Worlds (1985)
- Lust in Space (1985)
- Back Door Bride (1986)

Butterflies (the good parts)

Awkward Boners – Because it happens to the best of us.

I have not had an awkward boner since 8th grade when I used to get them in EVERY class. I had to wear jeans every day and would usually spend the last 10 minutes of each class thinking of the most horrible, un-sexy things I could to get my boner to go down. That was a long year.

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