My Best Friend Porn

A little something for everyone. We are the world…

SHE SAYS:
What? This tanning bed and light jeans loving Fuck holds this poor little Asian above his head while he licks her pussy. This just doesn’t look comfortable. Well, hang on to your knickers and thongs everybody, this guy loves to mime spanking with his belt almost as much as he loves the smell of bleach during his 8AM salon appointments with Judy. I have to say though, as much as I hate her taste in music and his personal style, I kinda liked the blow job and I liked the way it looked when he was entering her from behind. But WAIT! If you are going to skip around, like I did, skip to 23:00. Let’s just say the editing doesn’t make any sense and I think it is probably the best thing ever.

SHE SAYS:
This clip went wrong the second they panned in on those neon fishnet thigh high creating those two muffin thigh-tops. It went even more wrong when this du-rag clad man started licking her asshole. It went further down the shit hole the second it went longer than five minutes and I had to sit through over 28 minutes of this boring chubby fuck (referring to the action, not the pleasant young lady featured here.) At least it ended as a nice ass-cumshot instead of the stupid standard facial.

I literally can’t even begin to guess how to pronounce Ksusha’s name but my boner does not care.

Hey perverts, here are a bunch of naked girls with tan lines. Look, you can see where their clothes used to be!

Salute to Tan Lines – Vol. 2

I really need to check out this internet thing!

Naked girls are awesome. Not ALL naked girls, but at least 64% are awesome. Colette is both naked and awesome.

HE SAYS:
Have you ever wanted to watch a hot Russian teen being photographed in the nude for 13 minutes and 4 seconds? Until today I thought 13 minutes was plenty, but now that I have seen Olya I realize anything less than 13:04 is not good enough! I am great for sharing this with you.