Oct 31 2009
Lexi Lapetina is the meanest porn star ever.
SHE SAYS:
WOW! Lexi Lapetina somehow had the ability to make me feel bad about the size about MY dick! She’s mean. Why does this exist?
Archive for October, 2009
Oct 31 2009
Sexy long legs from MC-Nudes
MC-Nudes has given me a boner. I predict MC-Nudes will be giving you a boner soon. Trust me, I’m a boner expert. Wait, that came out wrong.
Naked babes with long sexy legs!
Oct 30 2009
Dora The Explorer is SEXY!
Is it wrong to be turned on by a woman dressed as Dora The Explorer?
Oct 30 2009
Happy Halloween! Alien fucking and Ron Jeremy all pissed off, OH MY!
SHE SAYS:
Sexy space women need love too. I have no idea why Ron Jeremy is pissed off at the end of the clip, but I am going to guess that it’s because he missed all of the great, sweaty fucking.
Oct 29 2009
80s Lezzies enjoy wearing pearls and getting naked with each other.
SHE SAYS:
They also like wearing the same pair of thong underwear extra high on the thigh when they are tanning, as to not mess up that perfect tan line. And they like belly chains. And they like perms. And they like ballet-inspired-flesh-colored-high-heels. 80s lesbians like a lot of things, but there’s nothing they like more than poon diving. Enjoy these lesbians enjoy sexy 80s porny life.
Oct 28 2009
In the 80s, couple’s therapy always turned into an orgy
HE SAYS:
I love 80’s porn and I love Ebony Aye, the star of this clip. She made many appearances on most of the VHS porn compilations I was able to acquire as a teen in the 80s. I like that she looks like a real woman and not some cartoonish stripper whore. I should also point out that I know someone who might own those EXACT chairs!
I ♥ 80s porn!
Oct 28 2009
GIANT LACTATING NIPPLES AND FANCY MUSIC!
SHE SAYS:
There’s not much more to say about this clip. If you click on that giant gray arrow, you will find yourself in the world of giant Asian lactating nipples and also fancy music. I guess I didn’t tell you in the title about her ethnicity. I apologize for that. I now apologize for making this longer than it needs to be. OK: GIANT ASIAN LACTATING NIPPLES + FANCY MUSIC = THIS CLIP. Enjoy!
HE SAYS:
WOW, those are a couple of the biggest areolas I have ever seen! Her whole boob is a giant nipple. I would like to point out that with this post, The Girl has posted our 1,000th post! High Five Girl!
