HE SAYS:
Because I’m awesome, I decided to post a creampie compilation for all you perverts who love creampies. It is my gift to you. Sit back and enjoy the next ten minutes of creamy cum-filled pussies! (my mom would be so proud of me right now)
SHE SAYS:
So, there I was, stumbling around stumble once again…and I came across this little site all about swinging. Lately, I have been into reading my way into orgasms. Yeah, it’s something a little different but I think it is really fun when you have to imagine the scene in your head from time to time. It keeps your imagination skills fresh, right?
Now, I am not a swinger and don’t really think I could even wrap my head around watching someone I love fucking someone else…but I sure as hell can put my hand down my pants while someone else describes their sexy experiences!
This sexy swinger site is, well, you guessed it: all about swinging. The couple mainly uses well known hookup sites like AdultFriendFinder to meet up with people. That’s why, I think, the name of the site is called AdultFriendFinderCouple.com. I can’t figure out if they want to give us inside information on the swinging lifestyle, if they are trying to sell memberships to AFF, or both. Or maybe they have this whole blog to get you to sign up for AFF because they want to fuck you. I wouldn’t put it past them. They seem pretty pervy!
Either way, I love reading the erotic stories. I also love that this blog all about sex is written by a couple of perverts, just like The Guy and I. They just take it in a different, swingy direction.
Thankfully, pure erotica that seeps out of the lifestyle that Floridians Chris and Heather live. Read about their recent little boat excursionand enjoy yourself. Yeah, it’s OK. You can even go ahead and enjoy yourself twice. I did.
What self-respecting breast man doesn’t appreciate the art of the bra as much as the beauty of a naked breast? These tits look just as sexy in a bra as they do naked. Thank you Digital Desire!
HE SAYS:
Beware, this clip contains wall-to-wall voice over. Well, voice over meaning moans and grunts that are so loud it sounds like a tiny couple is having sex in your ears. It’s hard to tell where this guy’s mustache stops and her hairy bush start. Let’s just say there is a lot of hair in that room. Not a bad clip though, and her long legs and tight body are super sexy. Everything ends with the classic cumshot on giant bush. Well, technically it ends with some sort of disgusting cum milkshake in her pussy.
SHE SAYS:
I apologize for my level of hate in this post, it is just that I am just so unbelievably tired of these fucking Japanese girls whining and whimpering like fucking babies. Enjoy sex, like a woman would. Stop acting like a child.
Anna, Melissa and Suzie get naked and fall asleep in a pool of toxic waste. It might actually be some sort of natural spring, not a puddle of chemicals, what do I know? In any case, they are sexy and naked so who gives a shit.