My Best Friend Porn

OK, whatever.

SHE SAYS:
I love Alison Angel. I love her lovely, weird ways. This clip’s not so weird though. I still like it. Here you go: a simple masturbation clip starring everyone’s favorite porno weirdo, Alison Angel. Oh yeah, she’s masturbating on a mountain.

HE SAYS:
Alison Angel is so great. I love it when she’s acting crazy but this is nice too. She has such a sexy girl-next-door look. I wish she was my next door neighbor. I hate my neighbors.

SHE SAYS:
I actually have mixed feelings about this one. I sort of like that this couple is comfortable enough with their bodies to be naked on the beach. At the same time I sort of think that this couple should have known that their bodies are a little too below the average mark to be considered film worthy. So, yeah, they SHOULD enjoy their time and sun ravaged bodies with weird, butt-crack accentuating tan lines…I just think that they shouldn’t have filmed it. On that note, I guess I probably shouldn’t distribute it to all of my loyal, beautiful, sexy, fancy MBFP readers – but hey, who’s to judge, heh? HEH? I guess I will. I will judge myself. I suck for putting this up. So there. I suck. Live with it.

HE SAYS:
I don’t think the guy in this clip has a bad body. I hope I look that good when I’m his age. Yeah, the woman is not super great looking and she has a rather prominent FUPA, but at least she’s working it and loving getting jerked off on in the woods. I will be honest, this clip gave me a bonder. I meant to type “boner” but “bonder” came out. I think I will now refer to erections that I am slightly ashamed of as “bonders.”

SHE SAYS:
I am literally laughing out loud right now. You know that I refuse to type the acronym for that, but please know that reading “bonder” and then thinking that I should fix the typo and then loving that you made fun of it and then left it in. You are right, the guy in this clip actually has a pretty nice body for his age. The FUPA and general squareness of the woman’s body was what I was really referring to, but I didn’t want to single her out. You know what I forgot to mention? The woman’s pretty good-looking boobs for her age. They actually are great. This clip is totally bonder-worthy.

Nothing is better than looking over and noticing that the nipple of the girl next to you is visible. It truly is one of life’s best moments. You get to see a free tit without ANY effort. Nothing! God bless loose shirts and God bless amateur downblouse photos!

Best of Downblouse Vol. 1

Yeah, that’s right, here are 3 websites dedicated to hot chicks doing nasty things with dogs! Sort of.

Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners

Hot Chicks with Hot Dogs in their Mouths

Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit

I need answers and I need them now. What the fuck is happening in this photo? Is that girl so sick of her dad lounging around the house naked with a boner that she is going to finally punch him right in the balls? Is she doing an interpretive dance? Help me with this!

Click to enlarge if you dare.

Kandi Milan is terrible at tennis.

Pamela Sweet is terrible at fixing motorcycles.

Jessica Jaymes is terrible at getting tattoos.

SHE SAYS:
You know what? I know for a fact that I have talked about this clip before. You know what else? I don’t care. It is awesome enough for two posts. I think that both of their bodies are fantastic, and I especially love the tease in the beginning. I love that I am listening to peppy instrumental 40s music right now as I type this (Rock-a-Bye-Basie by Count Basie at this second) and watching porn with the sound off. It is a quite a juxtaposition and it is putting me in a very good mood. That is all. Happy Saturday Morning to all of you pervs!