“OOOOooohhhh, yeah, I love it when you fart on my dick!”
SHE SAYS:
Yep, that’s right! This guy loves it when you fart on his dick. And this girl loves to fart. Nothin’ true love a brewin’ in this here porno clip. It was really weird to see someone so in love with bacterial gasses though. I actually have a ton of questions for this guy. I mean, does he think it is a sexy sound? Does he like the smell? Does he think it is “dirty” and therefore sexy? Really, who thinks farts are literally sexy? I find it sexy when a man is comfortable with himself and comfortable enough to fart in my presence, but I don’t exactly think I would call the actual farts sexy. OH, fart.
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What about pussy farts? I kinda like it when she has a big loud pussy fart after we fuck and my cum goes burble burble and drips down her inner thigh. Yeah, I kinda like that.
But butt farts…♀ has the smelliest butt farts ever and she’ll let them rip in public and of course everyone around us just assumes it was me cuz nice girls wouldn’t do that and I must be a nasty pig. It amuses her, no end.
OH MY GOODNESS SSS, I love ♀! I think that is awesome! It amuses me to no end, too.
Yes, queefing is great. Hmmmm…SSS, have you ever thought that maybe you are farting THROUGH your dick as you cum? Wouldn’t that be awesome?