The last 40 seconds of cumshot anticipation had me laughing out loud.
SHE SAYS:
So, what do you do while you are waiting for a guy to jerk off on your face? Make sexy faces, of course! What the flying fuck is this girl doing? She is looking directly at the camera for 40 seconds and desperately going through her grab bag of what she thinks is a “sexy face.” Let’s analyze these mother fuckers:
Classic “Kiss Lips”:
Used mainly by teens and girls who already have used about 30 of their fake smiles, so they have to move onto something else.
The “Elvis”:
Used mainly as a transition sexy face. Only used for no more than 2 seconds at a time. In this instance, she is transitioning from “Kiss Lips” to something a bit more difficult.
The “OMG, what the fuck am I going to do for the next 30 seconds?! Is he cumming yet?” A.K.A. OMGWTFAIGTDFTN30S:
Self explanatory.
The “Finally!”
Seriously.
And this one is called “The Clip”
(I am so funny.)
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