Sep 30 2009
Malena B. and her big hairy bush
Malena has a big hairy bush and she can make beads come out of it. I’d like to see YOU do that.
More Melena and her giant bush please
Archive for September, 2009
Sep 29 2009
Oh boy, another naked girl
Hey look, there’s a naked girl with a hot natural body naked on those rocks over there!
Sep 29 2009
Cute girl masturbating to porn
HE SAYS:
This very cute girl is masturbating while watching porn. So if you are a girl, I am asking you to film yourself masturbating to this clip of this girl masturbating to that couple having sex. Get it? Then I will post that clip of you masturbating to her masturbating to them so another girl can film herself masturbating to you masturbating to her masturbating to them having sex. We will continue this until the end of the world. Thank you.
Sep 28 2009
Vintage Turkish porn gets me horny, I guess.
SHE SAYS:
I don’t know what it was about this clip…the big hair, the weird spin, the dubbed argument or the smooth Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes finish: it just got me horny. I really think you will enjoy this little pube on the underside of a handsome man’s nutsack. That was a compliment by the way.
HE SAYS:
Wait a second, how did you fail to mention the inclusion of the song “Lady” by Kenny Rogers in this clip?!? Why is “Lady” sandwiched between all that awesome porn disco? It is BRILLIANT! All the music in this scene is amazing! Vintage porn kicks ass over all the boring forced blowjob crap that everyone makes now. Thank you for finding this!!!
Sep 28 2009
More awesome nakedness from Met-Art
The good folks at Met-Art must have weekly meetings about how to give me a boner. They are getting very good at it.
Sep 25 2009
Kayla Cole gives me a boner!
Kayla Cole is fucking sexy! I also think she might have the cutest bush ever. Her friends aren’t so bad either.
Kayla Cole and her naked friends
Sep 24 2009
THE GUY LOVES BOOBIES AS MUCH AS YOU!
SHE SAYS:
I think I counted 37,442 breasts in this clip. I think that The Guy will definitely love this. I never thought so much flashing, masturbating, and exploiting of huge natural and fake tits could be contained into just one hour, but this clip proves me wrong! So go ahead, unzip your pants, sit back and enjoy 57 minutes and 35 seconds of breast heaven.
HE SAYS:
I have never wanted to buy a Girls Gone Wild DVD until I saw a commercial for this one, but I could not bring myself to do it. Imagine how excited I was to see The Girl’s post this morning! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid. I am literally going to spend the rest of my life masturbating to this video. I thank you.
