World’s biggest douchebag and world’s fastest cummer wastes Kayden Faye’s time – AGAIN!

Published by at 7:51 pm under I Hate Porn

HE SAYS:
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He already wasted everyone’s time, especially Kayden Faye’s, once before and now he’s back to ruin everyone’s day again. What a fucking emo, hipster douchebag! Why would a seemingly cool chick like Kayden waste her time with this fuck face? His narration and use of the word “score” is enough to send me over the edge. Hey shithead, you know why her pussy is “tight?” It’s because she hates your lame ass and is as dry as sandpaper down there because she knows you can’t provide more than 2 minutes of bad lovin’. FUCK, I hate this guy so much!!!

The GirlSHE SAYS:
You know what? I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t really like Kayden Faye. Why WOULD she waste her time with a premature ejaculating shit covered AIDS virus filled zit? Because she likes it. At least a little. That alone makes me not like her. I just don’t. I don’t like her simpsons’ eyes tits or her boring little star tattoo or her 1998 pink hair either. So, my opinion of this clip is that I hate both of them! Jeeze, I am so full of hate for stupid pornstars today. YAY!

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3 comments so far

3 comments to “World’s biggest douchebag and world’s fastest cummer wastes Kayden Faye’s time – AGAIN!”

  1. Daveon 28 Oct 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Who are these he says she says bollox?
    He’s pissed off he didnt fuck her and shes pissed off she doesnt look like her! hahahaha fancy a porno critic!!

  2. The Guyon 30 Oct 2009 at 12:16 am

    Oh Dave, can we have a group hug? You are taking our website a little too seriously.

  3. The Girlon 05 Nov 2009 at 11:38 pm

    You love us Dave. Don’t worry, we love you back.

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