SHE SAYS:
…I REALLY like it. I think I have only been tied up a couple of times, and I know I have never tied up a boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to make a life change right now! Why should I go on living like this? I need to tie up a sexy and sexily erect man, STAT!
HE SAYS:
I liked the simplicity and reality of this scene, real amateur porn is almost always more exciting for me. What I don’t like is their weird choice of music to fuck to. It sounded like the soundtrack to some shitty 80s movie about rollerbladers who save the youth center with their crazy antics.
SHE SAYS:
I want to fuck to the soundtrack to an awesome 80s movie about breakdancers who save the youth center with their crazy antics. I really do.
SHE SAYS:
Something about watching kitchen sex always gets me super horny. Maybe it’s because it’s usually the last place in the house you think genitals would be out and about. Damn it fucking shit this is sexy! I wish this clip was longer but its length actually makes it more believable. The fact that this is an amateur sex tape makes it even more sexy. I am going to have to masturbate now.
HOLY SHIT! I’m not even going to try to be funny because these photos are so fucking sexy! Sofi A. has always been a favorite, but I don’t remember seeing Keri A. before. Damn! They look so good together. I need to buy a pool immediately.
The good people who brought you porn versions of The Office and Seinfeld are back with their XXX version of 30 Rock. Personally I wouldn’t mind seeing the real Tina Fey in a porno, but in this version her character, Liz Lemon, is played by Lisa Ann. Apparently Lisa Ann’s career is now solely based on playing the parts of women in skinny glasses, you might remember her recent performance as Sarah Palin.
HE SAYS:
She’s a bit of a butter face, but she gives a quality tittyfuck. I guess some of you perverts like it when a girl never stops talking, but I find all her chit chat to be distracting. Blah blah blah. I like how at the end of this clip they do a little recap set to music of what we just saw. I think all pornos should end like this. It’s a nice way to look back and say “Awwwww, remember when that guy shot that huge load of cum all over her throat? That was special.” It was made even more special by showing it in slow motion.
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