My Best Friend Porn

Even my grandmother pops a boner around Veronica Zemanova. It’s hard to explain why my grandmother sometimes hangs with Veronica Zemanova and even more difficult to explain why she has a penis.

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Do you love the sight of gay men with boners? Are you also a fan of interior design so tragic it would make a Jeff Foxworthy fan barf up his Budweiser? If you answered yes to those questions, then prepare for the greatest and worst thing you have ever seen. LuridDigs.com is a collection of gay amateur photos that put an end to the myth that gay men are neat and have impeccable taste. Top it all off with hilarious commentary from the editors, and the next thing you know, you’ve spent two hours on a gay website for the first time.

Next up on the cavalcade of failure is Way To Suck That Dick. This blog teaches us all that taking pictures of your sexual activity is never a good idea. It also teaches us that allowing those photos to leak all over the internet is an even worse idea. I particularly enjoy the “cock” category. Enjoy, sort of.

Warm birthday wishes to porn legend Harry Reems!

This guy has fucked pretty much every awesome classic porn star that existed in the 70s and 80s. Although he ended his porn career with 1988′s “Ginger Lynn Non-Stop,” his filmography is long and distinguished. He is most famous for his roll as Dr. Young in “Deep Throat” but he also acts in two of my favorite Doris Wishman films, “Deadly Weapons” starring Chesty Morgan and “Let Me Die A woman.” Did you know he was also in “Klute” starring Jane Fonda?

His long list of films include such classic titles as:
- The Altar of Lust (1971)
- Head Nurse (1973)
- Devil in Miss Jones (1973)
- Bedroom Bedlam (1973)
- Hotel Hooker (1974)
- Butterflies (1975) – SEE BELOW
- Every Inch a Lady (1975)
- Erotic Dr. Jekyll (1976)
- For Your Thighs Only (1984)
- Whore of the Worlds (1985)
- Lust in Space (1985)
- Back Door Bride (1986)

Butterflies (the good parts)

SHE SAYS:
I guess I am into kitchen sex now, too. I’m also a fan of very sexy, and in this case slightly hooked penises, moderately hairy nether regions and 1997-era gel infused hairstyles. I do like this couple’s rough sex but am VERY annoyed with the “OH GOD” every two seconds. Oh! I almost forgot! Pay close attention to the shot of her face at 7:44. She looks like a retard. That is all. Enjoy!

HE SAYS:
Are you also a fan of naked guys in black socks and dress shoes?

HE SAYS:
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY! He already wasted everyone’s time, especially Kayden Faye’s, once before and now he’s back to ruin everyone’s day again. What a fucking emo, hipster douchebag! Why would a seemingly cool chick like Kayden waste her time with this fuck face? His narration and use of the word “score” is enough to send me over the edge. Hey shithead, you know why her pussy is “tight?” It’s because she hates your lame ass and is as dry as sandpaper down there because she knows you can’t provide more than 2 minutes of bad lovin’. FUCK, I hate this guy so much!!!

SHE SAYS:
You know what? I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t really like Kayden Faye. Why WOULD she waste her time with a premature ejaculating shit covered AIDS virus filled zit? Because she likes it. At least a little. That alone makes me not like her. I just don’t. I don’t like her simpsons’ eyes tits or her boring little star tattoo or her 1998 pink hair either. So, my opinion of this clip is that I hate both of them! Jeeze, I am so full of hate for stupid pornstars today. YAY!

I’m normally not into pierced nipples at all, I feel like it ruins one of the sexiest body parts of a woman. BUT this photo is totally working for me!

Those beautiful sons-of-bitches over at Met-Art have done it again. I love them.

Nessa gets naked in a cool looking house

Sabrina lounges naked on a cool looking roof

HE SAYS:
Blah blah blah, meh meh, je te ma ma blah blah. Te do de do te do blah blah blah je je te meh mah blh blah blah, ju te me to tee to tee blah meh blah blah. That’s French for, this scene is awesome but turn the sound off, it sounds like a room full of sick children being murdered.