Girl fucks a bowling pin, but why? Seriously, why?
HE SAYS:
Oh porn, why do you always let me down? Just when I think porn is my best friend again, it goes and does something stupid like show me a woman fucking a bowling pin. Fine, she wants huge shit jammed up her snatch, it’s not my thing but whatever. But why does a bowling pin need to be included? It really seems like 13 year old boys come up with this shit sometimes.
SHE SAYS:
Jeeze, and I thought that the bowling pin was going to be the only thing that shocked me…her look shocked me. I have seen some small tits in my day, but I honestly don’t think that this girl has any breast tissue at all. I feel bad for her. I also feel bad for her pussy. Nothing that big should ever be shoved inside a poor, defenseless pussy! I treat my pussy with tender loving care, and I think all girls should do the same. Maybe god knew that she was going to treat her woman parts so harshly and decided to not give her breasts because he knew she’d pierce them together or cut them off as part of an extreme body modification or something. Yeah, I decided that is what happened. Now I don’t like her. I hope he also neglected to give her ovaries, because I don’t think this girl should be procreating. I hate her make up too. Basically I hate her. Someone should probably punch this girl in the face if they know her or know of her. Punch her in the ovary too while you are at it, just in case she has them. Thank you.
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