Beetlejuice gets smothered by huge tits: truly midget porn at its best!
SHE SAYS:
You’d think that a 40-year-old black midget would have his own reality show on TLC or something, but our little friend Beetlejuice finds himself doing a bunch of things that any mother of a midget would be proud of. Did you know that Beetlejuice’s dad wanted him to work for Ringling Bros. in the 70s? Well, I am happy he had the noggin to refuse joining the circus because he’s had lots of quality time to brush up on his dick-swinging-skills! In this clip you will find him performing a helicopter with his cock, getting smacked in the face with giant natural boobs, and fucking one lucky gal like a jackrabbit. If you are a fan of his performance in Bubble Boy, there’s no doubt you’ll love this. ENJOY!
HE SAYS:
The part where Beetlejuice and the other midget fuck/wrestle the hooker(?) is truly magical. Magical, as in, I never want to see another human being again. I want global warming to kill us all. I want the sun to explode. I want to moon to crash into Earth. I want wild animals to eat us and reclaim the planet. I want to build a fort and cry myself to death.
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